expunged wakes up in a strangely familiar place
it looks like his world, but its all empty
"what the fuck" he calmly says, feeling that he's being watched
"Who are you?" somebody says behind him, with a voice very similar to his
expunged turns around, only to see a being who looks like him, but... less insane and green, with a simple smile on its face
"Why you cheat?" it says, "i play with sv_cheats 0 if that's what you mean" he responds
it raises an eyebrow, "That not a valid command. How you get here?" - "i just woke up here" - "Strange. So what your name?" - "expunged, whats yours?"
it took a step back, the smile from the being's face disappeared. "...What?"
20 minutes later....
"So you tell me there is cult of people shipping me with other people and acting like I have brother?" - "yeah" - "Disgusting."
"D1D Z0M30N3 S4Y...... BR0TH3R???!!!!" another expunged appears, running towards the two
"0H, I H34RT 3M0Z1 H34RT 3M0Z1 MY BR0TH3R Z0000 M4CH!!!! H3'Z Z00 CUT3 4ND F6NNY!!!! 1 4LZ0 L0V3 M4 H6ZB4ND V3RY M6C-" before that loser could finish their sentence, (ecoasad) expunged pulled out a revolver and shot them in the leg (p.s. considering the confusion this ff expunged will be still called like normal, but canon and fanon expungeds will be called just canon and fanon respectively)
"0000WWWW!!!! *sobs* WHY D1D Y06 D0 TH4T??? *sobs*" - fanon yells - "EVERY SINGLE WORD YOU SAID HAD AT LEAST ONE TYPING """QUIRK""" WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU" - expunged yells - "GET THE FUCK OUT YOU 14 YEAR OLD"
fanon then cries and runs away, never to be seen again
"What fuck was that?" - canon asks - "i uhhh ummmm yeah" - expunged responds
then expunged wakes up on the coach from a screwed bambi throwing a cracked phone at him through the (now broken) window
expunged makes a funny face and the screwed bambi shits himself and runs away
"wait. so this was all... only a dream? GGRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
and this is the moment when expunged becomes screwed
a minute ago, from bandu's perspective
i was peacefully playing minecraft with dinnerbambi, we just got to the nether
but then i heard glass shattering, and remembered something while watching news while expunged was sleeping
something about a "screwed virus"
and then i heard expunged screaming... oh no... no-no-no-no-no-NO!!!
i quickly told dinnerbambi that i had to go, and turned off my computer
i then hid under my bed and started crying silently...
i just hope expunged didnt get infected...
YOU ARE READING
expunged chokes on a strawberry and dies
Humoroh my god this is so sad also the story gets crazy for some reason note: not a single character here is mine also thank you people for the support in the form of a thousand reads
