dinnerbambi wakes up in his bed from yet another pizza dream
he remembers it being black and white for some reason, but other than that and him being in sort of a pizza world is all he remembers
he is excited to eat pizza for breakfast like he always does
he opens his fridge, and to his shock IT WAS EMPTY!
"KUDA DELAS VSYA PICCA (WHERE DID ALL THE PIZZA GO)?!" he yelled, and started to panic
but then he remembered he can just spawn it, and so he do- wait. its...not working?
dinner started to worry more than before, because it seems that his powers are GONE!!!
he panics for like 10 minutes then somewhat calms down
he decides to go outside! he goes to his front door, and opens it...
he suddenly sees a portal that covered the outer part of the door frame!
and he gets sucked in because yes
the next thing he saw were big ass skulls and the place he was in was gray n shit
he in the distance saw a tall and big like the skulls figure: it was dark gray, had no head, only two glowing white eyes, had a cone pointing downwards instead of legs, tall ass gray body and a hat, also gray
he also saw a blue haired kid rap battling, who kept teleporting up and down as he was singing
he knew that was the guy who rap battled him that one time
so uhh the kid stops singing and several seconds later he disappeared like he never was there
so the tall ass gray figure said "finally that dumbass is gone" and turned around
it saw dinner, and dinner saw it...they stared at each other; dinner was shaking out of fear, while the figure looked confused
"since when were you here, tiny guy?" the figure asks "ummmmm uuuuhhhh ummmmm" dinner is too scared to say a word - "what's the matter? are you afraid?" the figure says, and gets closer to dinner, to the point dinner had to look up at its "face"
"my name is pain. dont be scared by my look, im not that bad!" pain says "m-m-m-m- (BITCH SAY IT ALREADY) my n-name dinnerb-bambi.." dinner says, still shaking out of fear
"huh, what a name! also, speaking of dinner - its dinner time! what do you want? i have pizza, spaghetti, beef, i can make you a sandwich if you w-" - "y-you have pizza? im love pizza!" - "heh, looks like we have a pizza lover here! follow me, ill show you the kitchen"
as they were eating, dinner stopped being afraid of pain almost completely, and they quickly became friends
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expunged chokes on a strawberry and dies
Humoroh my god this is so sad also the story gets crazy for some reason note: not a single character here is mine also thank you people for the support in the form of a thousand reads
