(goofy ahh cover art by me)
"IM GONNA BLOCK YOUS! IM GONNA KILL YOU" redacted yells "Catch me if you can, dumbass." ymftymk says
redacted chases ymftymk, who is actually luring redacted into his EVIL!!!!! trap
like a 20 minutes time skip because im too fucking lazy
"OH NOES ITS A FUCKING TRAP" redacted yells while being trapped in a comically huge cage "You are dumb. In fact, you were never smart in the first place." ymftymk laughs like a VILLAIN!!!!!!111
"uhh cant i just turn into my final f-" - "I've thought about that. I stole your shitty powers shortly after you fell into my trap. You cannot save anyone, or anything, in that matter, now." - "fuck yuo" - "What are you going to do? Pee yourself? Shit yourself? You cannot do anythi-" - "YOU SHALL MEET MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!!!!!" - "Wha-"
redacted then obliterates the cage using his SUPER LASER PISS! !!!!! ymftymk is stunned
redacted charges a punch at ymftymk but misses, ymftymk hits redacted in the face
redacted pulls out a minigun and starts shooting ymftymk, who manages to dodge every bullet
ymftymk then kicks redacted in the balls
redacted falls to the ground from the massive pain he received
"You are weak." ymftymk punches redacted in the torso
"You are worthless." ymftymk grabs redacted's head
"And now. You will be lifele-" ymftymk is interrupted by a knock on the door
"Excuse me for one second." ymftymk releases redacted's head and goes to open the door
ymftymk gets launched at a rapid speed from the door, due to...expunged (in his true form) kicking him
"expunged-kun!!!!!~" redacted jokingly yells "shut the fuck up never say that ever again" expunged replies in a very angry tone
then redacted and expunged both beat up ymftymk and he dies
"now time to revert everything" expunged says and does that
the earth is back, the sun is back, everyone is alive 'n shit
"so what now?" redacted asks "do whatever just dont annoy me" - "ok"
both of them then go home
"BROTHER YOU SAVED THE WORLD!!! U DA BEST!!!!11" bandu cheers "kys" expunged answers in an annoyed tone
bandu sobs because he is offended and he gets thrown into the air at 49 km/s because expunged is fucking tired
he realizes he's hungry
"hey mr expunged i made u some pie!" bambom appears, handing expunged some (STRAWBERRY) pie on a plate
"hmm ok sure why not" expunged takes the plate and takes a bite
very delicious... bambom leaves happily
then expunged looks inside the pie
"no" he says
he has a lung failure and he dies
ringi watched that happen from a nearby window and he said "welp, that happened again lmfao"
YOU ARE READING
expunged chokes on a strawberry and dies
Humoroh my god this is so sad also the story gets crazy for some reason note: not a single character here is mine also thank you people for the support in the form of a thousand reads
