TW: Mention of organs
The most unhinged: uh guys. I accidentally lit my kitchen on fire
Switchblade: Patrick wtf
The most unhinged: it was an accident!
Bathtub: Sure-
Trashmouth: why do we need to know this?
The most unhinged: because my parents are on vacation and they left me in charge of the house
The only sane one: That's very stupid of them
The only girl: how tf do you accidentally light your kitchen on fire
The most unhinged: I was messing around with my lighter and a bit of hairspray and well here we are
Switchblade: My dad's sending ppl over
The most unhinged: ok
Paranoid: I just woke up.
Goyle rip off: Yeah because we needed that information
Trashmouth: I needed to know it so I can sneak into his house 😘
Paranoid: Fuck off
BillGates: Guys why are fire engines driving past my house
Switchblade: blame Patrick
The most unhinged: Fuck you
Draco Malfoy rip off: you're trying
Haystack: 💀💀💀
The only girl: Ngl Victor's kinda funny
Bathtub: I've heard better
The most unhinged: Victor I will fucking strangle you and gouge your god damm eyes out.
Draco Malfoy rip off: @Switchblade calm down your boyfriend 🙄
Switchblade: I'll cut your fucking dick off I swear to god
The only sane one: @Goyle rip off, is this normal?
Goyle rip off: Yep. Once Henry actually tried to do it
Haystack: How did this conversation turn from Patrick's house of fire to cutting dicks off?
Paranoid: I blame the bowers gang
The most unhinged: started with us and ended with us 😘
Trashmouth: Patty do you still think everything's fake
The most unhinged: I've been thinking that for 15 years wtf do you think?
Trashmouth: No?
Paranoid: Beep Beep Richie
The most unhinged: 🖕
Haystack: why is Patrick always on his phone
The most unhinged: they never said cyber-bullying was illegal
Trashmouth: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
BillGates: Richie I'm scared for your humour
Draco Malfoy rip off: guys Henry broke his arm
The only sane one: wtf how
Paranoid: been there done that
Trashmouth: 'Lover' 😍
Paranoid: stfu
Draco Malfoy rip off: he tried to fight me and Belch at the same time
The most unhinged: fucking idiot
Goyle rip off: the idiot that you love am I right Patrick?
The most unhinged: I will cut out your organs and force Victor to eat them.
Paranoid: I think I'm going to be sick
The most unhinged: wtf
Bathtub: mention of organs makes Eddie feel sick so um yeah
The most unhinged: organs organs organs organs
*Trashmouth has muted the most unhinged for 1h*
Trashmouth: stfu before I strangle you
Goyle rip off: if you did that Patrick would become an Avery kinnie
BillGates: who tf is Avery
Draco Malfoy rip off: Patty's dead brother
The only girl: oh shit
Trashmouth: 😟
Switchblade: whu the fyck srn't you twp callong the hosputdl?!
Draco Malfoy rip off: 💀💀
Goyle rip off: sorry bowers I'll do it now
The only girl: guys me and Ben are gonna go down to the quarry, wanna join?
Trashmouth: sure! I'll let Ed's know
BillGates: yep me and Stan are on our way
The only sane one: coming now!
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