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Bathtub: help

BillGates: oh dear god what's happened now

Bathtub: I'm being chased by Sally 💀

The only girl: who Greta's best friend??

Bathtub: yeah

Haystack: remember when u two used to be like besties 😭?

Bathtub: STOP

The only sane one: HELP

Trashmouth: OMG I REMEMBER THAT

Paranoid: Cringy #bozo

The most unhinged: oh dear god

Switchblade: what the rucksack

Draco Malfoy rip off: RUCKSACK 💀??

Goyle rip off: why did you say rucksack 😭?

Switchblade: it was a typo dumbass

Trashmouth: what were you trying to say "igetfuckedbypatrickbcimabottomsack"???

Haystack: oh!

The only sane one: 😃

Trashmouth: Guys help

Paranoid: Oh god what's happening

Trashmouth: I think they're trying to kill me

Draco Malfoy rip off: and you're surprised??

Goyle rip off: it was bound to happen at one point 🤷‍♀️

The only girl: jingle bell jingle bell rock

Trashmouth: HELP SOMEONE'S THROWING ROCKS AT MY WINDOW

Haystack: I wonder who

Trashmouth: EDDIE SAVE ME

Paranoid: WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

Trashmouth: ur mum?

Paranoid: 🖕

Trashmouth: WAIT NO I'M SORRY PLS HELP

Paranoid: ur on ur own

The only sane one: DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ANSWERS TO THE HOMEWORK THIS SHIT IS TO HARD FOR ME TO COMPREHEND

BillGates: WE HAVE HOMEWORK?

Bathtub: I've got the answers dw

Paranoid: you guys don't just search the answers on Google?

Switchblade: RICHIE FUCKING TOZIER GET UR ASS OUT THIS HOUSE NOW SO I CAN GUT YOU

The most unhinged: See this is why you don't waste grenades on blowing up random cars. Think Patrick, think!

Haystack: huh 😰

Bathtub: It's Patrick Hockstetter what more do you expect?

BillGates: Yeah he has no chill whatsoever 💀

The most unhinged: I'm coming for you next

BillGates: Stan help

Bathtub: on my way 😭

Trashmouth: HELP

The only girl: WHAT 😭?!

Trashmouth: PATRICK THREW A FUCKING GRENADE AT MY HOUSE

The most unhinged: Henry reminded me I always keep a spare

Draco Malfoy rip off: why do you have a fucking grenade

Goyle rip off: Vic you have to be joking 😭

A/N: get ready for Sunday 11AM! (UK time!) I've prepared the whole Christmas special and finished the chapter today. 1450 words in total! Bye guys 🫶

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