Goyle rip off: Merry Christmas Eve
Haystack: Belch!
Goyle rip off: hi!
Paranoid: how's ur head?
Goyle rip off: Much better apart from it feeling a little bit bruised
The only sane one: ok so Ik Patrick smacked ur head with a metal bottle but I'm just confused on the situation
Goyle rip off: oh so basically we were just smoking a lil weed at the quarry then I said "imagine if like this is all just a figment of all our imagination" and then Patrick said "it is" and then I laughed but he took that to a high offence and said "heads up!" Then whacked me with the bottle
Bathtub: that makes so much more sense
BillGates: see how a bit of context can change everything
The only girl: ITS CHRISTMAS EVE OMFG WJFBSJBDJWBDJSBD
Haystack: YIPEE 💕💕💕
The only girl: HAVSHABBS 🫶
Bathtub: I wish I could be excited abt that
Trashmouth: just don't be Jewish
Bathtub: I can't just not be Jewish
Trashmouth: yeah you can, I'm doing it rn
Paranoid: richie.. 💀
The only sane one: I wonder how you passed year 8 sometimes
Trashmouth: 🖕
BillGates: so we're just gonna ignore the fact it's Christmas Eve
The most unhinged: yeah there's nothing special abt it
Switchblade: fr
Bathtub: yeah tbh
Trashmouth: shut up u don't count
Bathtub: 😭
Draco Malfoy rip off: wow what a surprise Patrick doesn't find something enjoyable
The most unhinged: fuck off
Switchblade: yeah Vic
The only sane one: still beefing I see
The only girl: get over it it's been like a day
Haystack: literally 💀
Goyle rip off: wait what
BillGates: Backread
Goyle rip off: oh 😨
The most unhinged: guys Victor bleaches his hair
Haystack: relatable
Draco Malfoy rip off: Patrick had dead animals that he kills stuffed in his fridge
Paranoid: what 😰
The most unhinged: Victor's middle name is Humphrey
The only girl: WHAT 😭
Draco Malfoy rip off: Patrick's loved Henry since they were 11
Switchblade: same 🤷♀️
The most unhinged: Victor's going to die alone.
Trashmouth: not Patrick using punctuation
Draco Malfoy rip off: Patrick's parents sent him to a mental institution when he was 6
Bathtub: Lord save me
The most unhinged: I'm outside Victor's house
Switchblade: I'm with him
Draco Malfoy rip off: wait..
Goyle rip off: HELP WTF 💀
The most unhinged: me and Henry are armed with weapons now bye bye
BillGates: 🤨
Draco Malfoy rip off: GUYS HELP THEY'VE BROKEN IN
Trashmouth: average friends in ohio
Bathtub: richie that joke died like a month ago
Paranoid: legit
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Bowers and Loser club gc
FanficWhen a teacher gets fed up with the Bowers gang and the losers club fighting, she gets their phone numbers and make them a gc to get them to interact
