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This isn't related to this chapter and you don't have to read but I'm sad to say that the queen has passed and it's tragic. If I catch anyone making jokes about her death you will be blocked. Enjoy<3

Trashmouth: fuck you

Bathtub: hey Rich

Trashmouth: pe<<<

Paranoid: Rich it wasn't that bad

Trashmouth: yes it was!

The only sane one: what happened?

Haystack: ???

Trashmouth: ...

Paranoid: I'll explain

Trashmouth: thanks my darling💞 gives me more time to fuck ur mum

Paranoid: why do I even try

The only girl: anyway

BillGates: what happened? Why is Richie mad

The most unhinged: why do u care

Switchblade: it's normal for him to be all acted up

Haystack: @The most unhinged why do u love Henry?

Draco Malfoy rip off: 🫢

Goyle rip off: kinky

The most unhinged: so Tozier what happened

Paranoid: so what happened is that Richie and I were doing PE and we were doing 3 laps around the hall then Richie - being an idiot - says "Ello teach don't yah think you should demonstrate? As the teacher yah?"

BillGates: oh god

Trashmouth: AND HE GAVE ME FUCKING DETENTION 🖕

Goyle rip off: deserved Ngl

Trashmouth: go fuck urself

The most unhinged: respectfully

Switchblade: since when do u have respect for anyone

The most unhinged: since u existed my love

Switchblade: ew 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Draco Malfoy rip off: gay

Switchblade: ew fuck off

The only girl: Patrick legit gave u a fucking hanjob and you liked it 😭😭😭

Switchblade: shut up actually

The only girl: handjob handjob handjob

Switchblade: 🙁

Paranoid: the thought of Bowers having a handjob is weird

The only girl: why r u thinking about it

Haystack: manky alert

Paranoid: I am not manky! I'm very hygienic I'll have you know

The only sane one: no shit

Trashmouth: I'm dead sexy 😘

Paranoid: what 😭

Trashmouth: do I make you horny baby 🤭?

The most unhinged: praying that's a reference to Austin powers movie and not Doja's song

Trashmouth: Ofc it is, baby

Paranoid: before anyone comments on this - since it's a reference to Austin powers idc 🤷‍♀️

Switchblade: don't call Patrick baby or I'll rip your head off

Trashmouth: I'm getting scared, I'm shaking in my boots 🫢

Haystack: scream now?

The only girl: why 💀?

Trashmouth: why? WHY?!! You hear that Stu I think she wants a motive

Draco Malfoy rip off: wheezing

Goyle rip off: 💀💀

This isn't related to this chapter and you don't have to read but I'm sad to say that the queen has passed and it's tragic. If I catch anyone making jokes about her death you will be blocked.

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