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Trashmouth: horny

Paranoid: ok

The only girl: 😨

Draco Malfoy rip off: do I make u horny baby 🤭

Goyle rip off: respectfully no

Bathtub: *growls*

BillGates: so much is happening rn help

The only sane one: crying in the bathroom 💞

The only girl: why

Haystack: who hurt u

BillGates: I'll beat them tf up

Bathtub: fr

Trashmouth: Samezies girlfriends 😜

Paranoid: pls stop

Trashmouth: No can do Ed's x

Bathtub: istfg

The only sane one: aren't u Jewish 🤨

Bathtub: oh yeah

Switchblade: dumbass

BillGates: don't talk to my bf like that you numbnut

Goyle rip off: HENRY HI

Draco Malfoy rip off: HI HENRY

The only girl: what's going on? 😭

The most unhinged: nothing

Switchblade: nothing

Trashmouth: I beg to differ my good lads

The most unhinged: don't call me that.

Trashmouth: 😰

Paranoid: why so angry 💀

Haystack: L bozo

Switchblade: fuck off

Haystack: 🤷‍♀️🤭🖕

The only girl: me everyday:

Goyle rip off: fr!

Draco Malfoy rip off: the '!' 💀

The only sane one: ikr 😭

Haystack: Henry, Patrick

Switchblade: No

The most unhinged: hi

Haystack: what happened after ur love was confessed 🤨?

Switchblade: wdym

The most unhinged: oh that? We didn't do anything about it

The only girl: I thought Henry was calling u to talk about it 😨?

The most unhinged: No? Lmao. We called and talked about how to kill ppl without getting caught

Switchblade: ur fucking terrible at this 🖕

Goyle rip off: 💀💀💀

Trashmouth: the closet is glass, Henry and Patrick

The most unhinged: stfu

Trashmouth: it's just not natural 🙁

Paranoid: Richie we're legit dating 💀

Bathtub: LMFAO

BillGates: crying 💀

The only sane one: same!

Switchblade: why 🤨

The only sane one: Taylor Swift

Haystack: fair enough

Bathtub: I always cry at Taylor Swift songs 😭

Draco Malfoy rip off: NAH CUS SAME

Trashmouth: I always cry at Taylor Swift songs with ur mum

The only girl: ffs

Switchblade: my mum abandoned me 🥳

Trashmouth: 😨 oh shit sorry

Switchblade: since when tf do u say sorry

Trashmouth: since ur mum left. OHHHH

The most unhinged: outside ur house x

Trashmouth: oh fuck

Paranoid: Richie omfg 😭

Haystack: nah somethings going on between Pat+Hen

BillGates: no fucking shit

Switchblade: STOP

The most unhinged: that's homophobic

Switchblade: but we're not gay, Patrick 😭

The most unhinged: we're not?

Switchblade: ur so fucking bad at this

Bathtub: they're secretly dating I call dibs

Paranoid: !!!

The only sane one: agreed

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