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Paranoid: FUCK ME

Trashmouth: hi love

Paranoid: I HATE MY FUCKING MUM SM I COULD LITERALLY KILL HER RN WHEN THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK WILL SHE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ME NORMALLY?!!

The only sane one: my mum's dead

The only girl: my mum's dead

Switchblade: my mum abandoned me

The most unhinged: my mum pretends I'm my dead brother

Trashmouth: my mum keeps guns in her room 😜

Draco Malfoy rip off: my mum neglects me

Goyle rip off: my mum bodyshames me

Haystack: I love my mum<3

Trashmouth: I fucked ur mum

The only girl: Richie no

Trashmouth: thinking about how that couple managed to have sex while trying to move to the beat of 'CBAT'

The only sane one: WHAT 😭

Draco Malfoy rip off: SAME

Goyle rip off: LMAO

The most unhinged: No but fr

Switchblade: it confuses tf out of me 💀

Haystack: feel bad for her fr

The only girl: NO WONDER SHE DUMPED HIM 😭

BillGates: EXACTLY

Bathtub: HE'S STILL DEFENDING HIMSELF HELP 💀💀(Georgie emoji)

BillGates: what

*Bathtub deleted a message*

Bathtub: what

BillGates: 🤨

Bathtub: 🤷‍♀️

The most unhinged: 💀(My brother emoji)

Switchblade: LMAO WHAT 🏃‍♀️(my mum emoji)

Trashmouth: CRYING 😭(Eddie when I make jokes about his mum)

Paranoid: not clickbait

The only sane one: r Henry and Patty together 🤨

The most unhinged: call me Patty again and I'll gladly let you be with ur parents.

The only sane one: 😨

Draco Malfoy rip off: nah but fr tho. R u two together?

Switchblade: NO

The most unhinged: WE'RE NOT?

Switchblade: PATRICK YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT KEEPING SECRETS 🖕

Goyle rip off: 🫢

Bathtub: knew it !!

The only girl: I already knew. They paid me £170 not to tell. L bozo

Paranoid: I mean - at least the slow burns over now

BillGates: how we all felt with you and Richie

Haystack: NAH THAT'S HOW WE FELT WITH YOU AND STAN FUCKRAG

BillGates: so mean and for what

Bathtub: 🖕

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