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4 days later(they haven't texted since so dw u guys haven't missed anything 😜)

Inspired by: @craftingeri

Trashmouth: I'm a big banana

Paranoid: what the fuck

BillGates: I can feel my brain dissolving 😜

Bathtub: Bill what 💀

BillGates: ur the one that I want

Bathtub: same 🤭

Draco Malfoy rip off: HENRY GET A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR

Goyle rip off: I WILL SCREAM IF YOU DONT

Switchblade: I DONT NEED ONE

Haystack: what did I miss

The only sane one: so Henry's come out of the hospital I'm assuming?

The only girl: no fucking shit

Bathtub: why does he need a wheelchair 🤨

Paranoid: Patrick told us he broke his leg so that could be the reason

The only girl: why not just get crutches

The only sane one: they're uncomfortable as fuck

Bathtub: agreed 😭

Haystack: FR

Trashmouth: why has everyone broken their leg 💀

Paranoid: I have never broken a single bone of my body

The only girl: what about ur arm 🤨

Paranoid: oh yeah 😭

Haystack: I broke it when someone pushed me out of a tree

The most unhinged: what date was that

Haystack: couple weeks after I moved into Derry

The most unhinged: Oh that was me lol

Haystack: mf 🖕

Draco Malfoy rip off: PATRICK

The most unhinged: hi

Goyle rip off: TELL HENRY HE NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR

The most unhinged: well he's not disabled is he?

Switchblade: THANK YOU !!!

Paranoid: OMG

The only sane one: HENRY BOWERS SAYING THANK YOU?

BillGates: HAVE I GONE INTO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?

Bathtub: WHAT THE FUCK

The most unhinged: wdym he's said thank you to me loads of times

Trashmouth: especially after the junkyard am I right boys?

The only girl: and girl 🖕

Switchblade: I hate you

Trashmouth: ur mum hates you as well which is why she ran out on you

The most unhinged: bye bye Trashmouth

Trashmouth: WAIT NO I'M SORRY

Paranoid: 😨

Trashmouth: PLEASE HAVE MERCY

Goyle rip off: Patrick before you kill Richie can you just say you need a wheelchair to Henry

Switchblade: No

The most unhinged: you need a wheelchair to Henry. There u go

Switchblade: HAHA L BOZO

Goyle rip off: I give up

Draco Malfoy rip off: don't be blaming us when you're screaming "FUCK MY LEG" all the way back to Patrick's house

The most unhinged: why my house

Draco Malfoy rip off: you know why 🖕

The most unhinged: mk

Bathtub: mf simps

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