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Trashmouth: just finished watching 'Shaun Of The Dead'. Scared me shitless

Draco Malfoy rip off: How the fuck did that scare you? That was the funniest shit ever!

Paranoid: It grosses me out! Imagine how unsanitary those zombies are!

Bathtub: it's almost as if they're dead

Paranoid: fuck you

BillGates: don't talk to my boyfriend like that, sick bastard

Bathtub: lyt

Goyle rip off: sick bastard? Bro's sounding like evil bitch from friends s8

The only girl: HAHAHAHA YES

The only sane one: I LOVE FRIENDS

Haystack: who doesn't tbh?

Draco Malfoy rip off: Patrick, he says that it's all unrealistic

Trashmouth: doesn't he think everything is unrealistic

Goyle rip off: apart from himself yeah

Switchblade: hi fuckers

The only sane one: oh dear god

Haystack: 😰

Paranoid: @Switchblade, they were talking shit about ur boyfriends disorder

Switchblade: why tf

The only girl: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

Haystack: I blame Vic and Belch

Draco Malfoy rip off: YOU CUNTS

The only sane one: wtf 😭

Switchblade: why were u talking shit

Goyle rip off: WERE NOT! We were just saying that Patrick finds everything and everyone unrealistic, apart from himself

Switchblade: mk sure

Goyle rip off: HENRY YOU CAN LITERALLY SCROLL UP AND SEE

Switchblade: nah, gives me an excuse to stab you two motherfuckers

Draco Malfoy rip off: I feel so loved

The only girl: I never feel loved

Haystack: bitch what am I? A roach?!

Bathtub: lol imagine not being acknowledged by ur one true love

BillGates: L bozo

Haystack: brotherless bozo

BillGates: 😰

Bathtub: Ben you better run

Haystack: 😨😨

The most unhinged: wait what are we beating up a kid? I wanna join

Haystack: AW COME ON

The only sane one: Stan's beating Ben's ass bc Ben made jokes about Georgie being dead

Haystack: DID NOT! WAS JUST STATING FACTS

Bathtub: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

The only girl: omw 😭

Haystack: please come quick 💀 (Georgie emoji)

BillGates: crying

Bathtub: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

The most unhinged: how come Henry never protects me like this when ppl make jokes about my dead brother

Switchblade: Patrick ur the one making the jokes

Trashmouth: LMAOOO

Paranoid: 💀(Patrick's brother emoji)

Switchblade: fuck off

Paranoid: sorry

The most unhinged: haha, get violated wheezy-wanker

Trashmouth: you fucking what

The most unhinged: ooo ur hard

Trashmouth: Call Ed's that again and I'll kill you

Switchblade: HAHAHAHAHA

The most unhinged: HELP LMFAO

Paranoid: it is kinda funny sorry, Rich

Trashmouth: 😢

Draco Malfoy rip off: we go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong. Remembered forever. As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom.

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