The Man Of My Dreams (Boyxboy)

C*ck Blocking

A/N: Yo guys, I'm back and I've got plenty of inspiration so expect a quick pace of publication :D Anyways have a good read ;)

P.S: This was supposed to be out yesterday but it somehow got published as private, so I had to re-post it.

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Joseph's P.O.V:

Ryan's parents were real weirdos that was for sure, but then again he's pretty damn lucky he's got such a laid back mom and dad, they'd probably throw him a party and kiss him on the forehead when he comes out, the poor fool just doesn't seem to realize it. I wish Mom was as cool as that.

I was going up the stairs after I hastily finished my breakfast to clear the kitchen which became quite unsanitary as Mr. and Mrs. Anderson started feeding each other food in sexual ways before he ripped her robe leaving her bra exposed. That was the last drop for me, breasts are not something I wanna see in the morning. Seriously what's so appealing about those... things; straight guys will always remain a mystery to me.

Lifting my gaze from the ground I found myself witnessing a scene quite interesting and frankly hot. Kyle was rubbing his groin through his tight briefs and I could clearly make out his erection. Was this an early birthday gift for me?

Of course not...

He was peeping through a small crack in the door, probably watching his perfect little crush Ryan working his meat. Seriously what does he see in that blonde boring unfunny cunt? Why should I even care? It's not like we said we were exclusive or anything, plus I already know Kyle has a crush on this closet case Nicki Minaj lover. So why do I feel like this? I never used to feel like this.

I'm the guy who lost his virginity to a forty year old man on his first trip to a gay club when he was sixteen, I'm the slut who then went from one guy to another without thinking twice about it. I'm the typical one night stands gay. Why the hell am I thinking like this?

I'm just overprotective... Yeah that's it, Kyle is one of the most important people in my life, he means the world to me and to see him so vulnerable for a guy like that...

Seriously, though... Shy guys who just pretend to be cold and bitchy when they really are just plain old boring shy are such a turn off to me, and that's the only reason why I don't want my best friend falling for boring guys like that.

A very cute, amazing, nice and smart guy like Kyle should never settle for someone below him, someone so boring. I know him, I know he hates routine and always loves a challenge. This whole thing is most likely just him wanting to prove that he can get the impossible, that he can actually make a straight guy fall for him. That fantasy is very endearing, I know. But would he still feel the same if he knew that the guy he desperately wants to fuck is actually in love with him? Probably not, this whole thing would lose its point. So then should I tell Kyle the whole truth?

Maybe then he'd stop this lame fixation with perfect little blonde rich cunt. Kyle, just like myself, adores a good challenge, having something easily handed to him is not going to satisfy him. That much, I am sure of.

What am I supposed to do then? Should I just out Blondie? Tell everyone what a big closet queen he is, so that Kyle could finally see how silly his little crush is? Nah, probably not. That'd be way too heartless wouldn't it? And I'm pretty sure Kyle will wake up from this silly little fantasy of his very soon.