Clumsy

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by HornyW1tch

by HornyW1tch

Narcissa: *From the kitchen* Nathan, darling?

Me: *Sitting on the couch while watching movie* huh, yes?

Narcissa: Could you be a dear and help me with this chicken soup while I'm away for a bit?

Bellatrix: HOW CAN YOU TRUST THIS CLUMSY PANTS WILL NOT BURN THE WHOLE HOU-

Y/n: *Close Bella's mouth with your palm* Shh, I can't hear what this guy saying.

Me: Mmm, yeah.. Yeah, sure!

Bellatrix: I'm going to grab the extinguisher just in case.

Me: Stop being dramatic. I'm not that clumsy- *Sneeze* Ooh, bless me.

Bellatrix: Sure, you're not.

Narcissa: Yes, she's not. At least not like you.

Bellatrix: What do you mean?! I am better than this-

Narcissa: Save it for later. I'm going to the bathroom to get the antiseptic.

Me: What for?

Narcissa: I got a little cut while chopping down the vegetables.

Bellatrix: What?! I can't believe that the most- total-

Narcissa: No, absolutely no. I don't want to hear it.

Bellatrix: Oh, dear sister of mine-

Narcissa: I don't want to hear it, thank you. *Slammed the bathroom's door*