Lost & Murdered

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by HornyW1tch

by HornyW1tch

You: *On a phone* Right, can you tell us which unit you're in?

Me: *On the other side of the phone* Uhh, is it okay if I say that I don't know?

Bellatrix: WHAT??!

You: Yeah.. No, I don't think someone would be very happy to hear that.

Me: Well, shit.

Bellatrix: I DON'T THINK YOU EARN THE RIGHT TO USE THE WORD 'SHIT' IN THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW. NOT WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR CURRENT LOCATION OR HOW YOU GOT LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

Me: Hello?

Bellatrix: WHAT?

Me: Oh, the line was stuck before so I didn't hear you.

Bellatrix: BULLSHIT!

Narcissa: That's enough, both of you.

You: *Sighs* Well can you at least tell us something that could possibly help us to locate you?

Me: Okay, that's easy.. You just have to look up to see me.

Bellatrix: UP WHERE DUMBASS?? I'M LOOKING UP TO THE SKY RIGHT NOW.

You: She meant the building, Bella.. The building.

Me: Dumbass.

Bellatrix: I'LL KILL YOU.