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Me: Cissa.

Narcissa: If it's going to be one more dumbest thing you're going to say, I swear to Merlin-

Me: Noooo, I promise this is a good one!

Narcissa: *Sigh* It better be.

Me: Why are pirates called pirates?

Narcissa: Hm, why?

Me: Because they arrrr *Fingers gun*

Narcissa: I can't stand you anymore.

Me: You're always welcome to sit on me.

Narcissa: What?

Me: WHAT?

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