Lipstick

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Me: *Yeet my phone across the room* FUCK OFF!! ALL OF YOU FUCK OFF!!

Y/n: What the heck??

Me: *Crying in single* Those bloody tiktok trend is at it again!!

Bellatrix: Which trend?

Me: THE LIPSTICK TIKTOK TREND WITH THEM PARTNER!! They pretend that they accidentally messed up while putting the lipstick and then the other person wipe it out for them but their face is full with lipstick stained because the person whom with the messed up lipstick on their lips kissed them. BASICALLY SPILLED ALL KISSES ON THEIR FACE!!!

Bellatrix: And??

Y/n: She's jealous.

Me: No no- I am BEYOND THAN JEALOUS.

Y/n: Well, I certainly understand that.

Bellatrix: *Applying her lipstick*

Me: Oh, don't you dare..

Y/n: What? Oh lord-

Bellatrix: *Peppering kisses all over your face aggressively*

Me: *Covering my eyes* OH GODDAMN- COULD YOU AT LEAST NOT DOING IT IN FRONT OF ME FOR GOD SAKE?!

Y/n: *Steaming like a hot ass kettle* Oh..

Bellatrix: *Applying her lipstick again* I'll be more than happy if you walk out through that door.

*Door slammed*

Bellatrix: Now where were we??

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