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Y/n: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Carlos: You're like 15 years old
Y/n: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Y/n: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Carlos: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Y/n: What is your biggest weakness?
Carlos: I can be uncooperative.
Y/n: Okay, can you give me an example?
Carlos: No.
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Dolores: While I'm gone, Carlos, you're in charge.
Carlos: Yes!!!
Dolores whispering: Y/n, you're secretly in charge.
Y/n:Obviously.
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Dolores:Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Carlos: I'm a knife.
Y/n, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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Carlos:They stole from me first!
Y/n:Mhm.
Carlos:Stole my heart...
Dolores: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Y/n: Carlos and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Dolores: *Sighing* What did Carlos do?
Y/n: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Carlos: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Carlos,at the funeral, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Y/n: How?
Carlos: How what?
Y/n: How could they be worse?
Carlos: They couldn't, I lied.
Y/n:
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Carlos: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Carlos: Absolutely not.
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Carlos: Here's some advice
Y/n: I didn't ask for any
Carlos: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Carlos: I told Y/n their ears flush when they lie.
Damien: Why?
Carlos: Look.
Carlos: Hey Y/n! Do you love me?
Y/n, covering their ears: No.
Damien:
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Carlos: How's the prettiest person here~?
Y/n: I don't know, how are they~?
Carlos, flustered: I-
Damien, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Carlos: Y/n and I don't use pet names.
Juan: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Carlos: Honey?
Y/n: Yes, dear?
Carlos:
Juan: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Carlos: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Y/n: You're a hazard to society
Juan: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Carlos, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Y/n, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Juan: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Carlos: playing systemic oppression
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Carlos: Why are you on the floor?
Y/n: I'm depressed.
Y/n: Also I was stabbed, can you get Camilo, please.
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Carlos: If you had to choose between Y/n and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Camilo: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Y/n: Camilo!
Carlos: 63 cents.
Camilo: I'll take the money.
Y/n: CAMILO!!!
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Carlos: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Y/n: Wasn't Camilo with you?
Camilo: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Carlos: We need a distraction.
Y/n: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Camilo, whispering: My time has come
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Carlos: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Y/n: What?
Mr Laurence: That you're a child.
Camilo: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Carlos: Why are your tongues purple?
Mr Laurence: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Oscar: I had a red one.
Carlos: oh
Carlos:
Carlos: OH
Y/n:
Y/n: You drank each other's slushies?
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