+ mark lee 🐯
Mark: It's dark in here
Omi: Don't worry, dude. I got this
Omi: *Stomps her feet*
Omi: *Skechers light up*
—
Omi, talking to Mark on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Mark: You bet!
Omi: At what temperature?
Mark: 535
Omi: That's the clock
Mark:
Omi:
Mark: 536
—
Omi: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works
Mark, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
+ huang renjun 🦊
Omi: How do I deal with my enemies?
Renjun: Kill them.
Omi: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Renjun: Kill them only a little?
—
Omi, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Renjun: How?
Omi: How what?
Renjun: How could they be worse?
Omi: They couldn't, I lied
Renjun:
—
Renjun: *Stubs his toe* FVCK!
Omi: Mind your language!
Renjun: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Omi:
Renjun: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
+ lee jeno 🐶
Omi: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you
Jeno: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Omi: Absolutely not
—
Omi: What are your goals?
Jeno: To pet all the dogs/cats
Omi: No, fitness goals
Jeno: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs/cats
—
Omi: I actually have a black belt
Jeno: In what, karate?
Omi: No, from Gucci
+ lee donghyuck 🐻
Haechan: I was arrested for being too cool
Omi: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence
—
Omi: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though
Haechan: *sighing for the millionth time* Oh, English...
—
Omi: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
Haechan: I beg to differ
Omi: Then, beg
+ na jaemin 🐰
*Omi, searching for a place to sit*
Jaemin, pointing: You can sit here
Omi: That's your lap
Jaemin: And?
Omi:
—
Omi: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Jaemin: What's that?
Omi: Remorse code
Jaemin:
Jaemin: I'm even angrier now :)
—
Jaemin: Violence isn't the answer
Omi: You're right
Jaemin: *sighs in relief*
Omi: Violence is the question
Jaemin: What?
Omi, bolting away: And the answer is yes
Jaemin, running after her: NO-
+ zhong chenle 🐬
Omi, going over Chenle's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative
Chenle: Yes
Omi: Okay... may I know what you create?
Chenle: Problems
—
Omi: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Chenle: I do have a sense of humor you know
Omi: I've never heard you laugh before
Chenle: I've never heard you say anything funny
—
Omi: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars
Chenle: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life
Omi:
+ park jisung 🐹
Omi, tending to Jisung's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Jisung: Zero stars. Would not recommend
—
*Omi and Jisung skipping stones on a lake*
Omi: It's such a beautiful evening
Jisung, whispering: Take that you fvcking lake
—
Jisung: I turned out perfectly fine!
Omi: Jisung, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Jisung: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
all incorrect quotes credited to the website: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/
but with a few changes here and there of my own preferences <3
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