Let's start from Zero to a new Order! (Fate/Grand Order x male reader)

Chapter 4 Fate Zero Arc 4

Your Pov

I then transformed into my servant form which shocked Artoria, Diarmuid, and Scathach.

Diarmuid: So you were playing a cheap trick huh? I'm impressed that you could turn yourself into a kid like that.

You: Oh no, I'm still a child, in this form, you can call me Siegfried, a Saber Class servant

Diarmuid: Well then, Siegfried, shall we continue what your servant and I first started?

You: Of course, I don't plan on losing this one.

We then stare each other down before we clash weapons. Using Scathach to fight Diarmuid was perfect, now I know what he'd. Even with two spears, he was still fast. One nullifies magic while the yellow one could be his Noble Phantasm. I say could because I could be wrong. Scathach also has 2 but one of them is her Noble Phantasm, a red Lance. I ran from each shipping container, keeping Diarmuid away as I strike while he was controlling his piercing to not get his Spear stuck. I kicked him in the face and sent him flying

Diarmuid: I'm impressed that you can sustain a body like that for so long. Usually women are more susceptible to my thrusting!

You: Did you just make a woman joke?

Diarmuid: Yes I did

Artoria: It was not funny

Diarmuid: Ah you know, Phallus, Wieners? Valour!

You: You... are terrible at making jokes

Diarmuid: Come on, lighten up.

Scathach: Yet you didn't during our fight. Your mood changes depending who you're fighting. My spear if you would?

You: It wouldn't be fair if you had no weapon. Besides, that wouldn't be fun anyways

Diarmuid: Thank you, Siegfried, let's go!

As we both charged at each other, we were stopped by lightning as a horse chariot came down at the centre of the field

Alexander: I am Alexander the Great! Great King of Conquerors and in this grail, I am of the Rider Class!

You: God just looking at him makes me want to do push ups..