The Queery

Odd

Pairing: Cuszahler (Jacob/Ryan)

Summary: Abi asks Ryan to describe Jacob for her.

(Ik we don't like this ship, but I really wanted to write a sequel 🤭)

"I dunno why I'm asking you this, but can you describe Jacob for me?"

Jacob? Okay, I can do that.

Jacob is.. odd.

Very odd.

Very very odd.

He pisses me off a lot, but I piss him off a lot.

It's actually pretty funny how many times we can get reactions out of each other.

But, y'know.. I actually like it when we're not at each other's throats.

It's not like we're enemies. We're more.. frenemies.

And I prefer being the 'friends' part of that than the 'enemies' part of that.

I have no idea why. I can make.. lots of friends here.

Kaitlyn and Dylan seem cool.

But.. why would I want to be friends with Jacob if we're not actually friends?

It's so confusing.

Anyways, I guess I should list some physical attributes for you?

"Oh. No. Please, go ahead and do the thing I came here for, if you want to of course."

Uh.. Alright.

Okay, so.. physical attributes.

He has.. very pretty hair. It's like.. incredibly fluffy, like a stuffed animal.

And it's this very.. acorn-chestnut color. It matches him pretty well.

He has a nice build. He has.. large muscles.

He actually works out, and it's nice when he asks me to spot him.

Those are one of times where we're friends.

Honestly, I'm still confused as to why I even want to be his friend, man.

I guess.. I'll list some pros and cons so it'll help me understand what I think about him? I'll start with the pros.

So, he's like.. charismatic.

Normally, I don't like it when people try to charm me, but it's different when he does it.

It actually makes me smile.

Plus, he likes to crack jokes at the worst time.

He makes me laugh a lot.

Plus, he's very nice, he works well with kids, which is very surprising, and I think he'd be a great dad in the future.

Oh, the future. I wonder if he'll have a wedding.. I could be the best man.

Nah, it'd definitely be Nick.

I'm getting off track. Okay, the cons..

He's very indecisive.

If we're ever going to be friends, then I can't be the one making the decisions in the relationship.

Friendship! I mean friendship. Yeah, friendship.

Anyways, I.. don't like his hats.

Like, why would you cover up that beautiful hair of yours, y'know?

Next con..

Uhm.. I can't really think of anything.

Wow, this is new.

Usually, I'd insult him until my tongue goes numb. I don't know why I can't do that right now.

But, uhm.. he's incredibly odd. It's to the point where he's basically abnormal, or something.

I'm surprised Emma could like him. I expected her to like Nick, or someone else.

..I don't blame her, though.

It's whatever.

Yeah, that's.. what I think about him, I guess.

"Okay, so.. you're in love with Jacob, and I'll go ask Emma to describe him because apparently nobody knows how to describe someone's physical attributes without talking about how they want to marry them."

Hey! I don't want to marry him! He's, like--.. very weird!

..he's odd, y'know?

Very very odd.

But.. in a good way.

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Y'all think it's a L ship, ik ik.

I just, like.. really wanted to write a sequel.

I'll write for different ships soon :)

Anyways, I hope you guys liked this.

Make sure to Live Laugh and love Justice Smith 🤭

I love you all!

Bye, everyone!

-Ave