Summary: Self-explanatory (PT.5)
Ry-guy:
Niggas.
Kearknee:
Good morning, Ryan.
Ry-guy:
hi :)
Javy-wavy:
Hey 😜
Ry-guy:
No.
Javy-wavy:
Oh :(
Dyk-face:
hi
Katastrophe:
Hey, fuckwads
Abi<3:
Wow, that's a new one
Em-effer:
Hellooooo
Nickotine:
Hey, everyone
Maxadamia:
Hi :D
Ry-guy:
I wanna admit something to you guys
Katastrophe:
You can't do a handstand?
Em-effer:
You bite your tongue a lot?
Abi<3:
You like the color purple?
Kearknee:
You can't read?
Maxadamia:
Your shoe size is five in women's?
Javy-wavy:
You walk around butt booty naked when you're home alone?
Nickotine:
You suck on toes?
Ry-guy:
Bro wtf
Dyk-face:
You eat ass?
Ry-guy:
CAN Y'ALL LET ME SPEAK?
Katastrophe:
Nah because you seem like the type to eat ass
*Ry-guy removed Katastrophe from the group chat.*
Javy-wavy:
LMFAOO
Maxadamia:
I think my guess was correct
Ry-guy:
You thought wrong.
Maxadamia:
:(
Em-effer:
Ryan, what's the secret?
Ry-guy:
Well, I may or may not want to be a stay-at-home husband in the future.
Kearknee:
Clap if you care.
Dyk-face:
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Ry-guy:
Clap if you're about to get removed from the group chat.
Kearknee:
You wouldn't.
*Ry-guy removed Kearknee from the group chat.*
Ry-guy:
Okay.
Javy-Wavy:
Off topic, I want beef jerky.
*Maxadamia added Kearknee to the group chat.*
Javy-wavy:
I want that dried meat in my mouth.
*Kearknee left the group chat.*
Maxadamia:
JACOB
Javy-wavy:
WHAT? THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT
Maxadamia:
For god sake
*Maxadamia added Kearknee to the group chat.*
Katastrophe:
I'm so fucking dick of you guys
Katastrophe:
SICK
Dyk-face:
Dick??
Ry-guy:
I like me some of that
Em-effer:
Okay, gay ass.
Ry-guy:
Aren't you only romantically and sexually attracted to females?
Em-effer:
Hm.
Ry-guy:
Okay, lesbian ass.
Em-effer:
I will end your bloodline.
Nickotine:
Can't do that since Ryan already gagged you.
Em-effer:
...
*Em-effer went offline.*
Javy-wavy:
It was nice knowing you, Nick.
Nickotine:
WHAT?
Maxadamia:
Is Nick going to die?
Kearknee:
Yes, baby.
Maxadamia:
Oh, okay.
*Ry-guy added Katastrophe to the group chat.*
Ry-guy:
Say goodbye to Nick.
Katastrophe:
G'day, mate.
Nickotine:
Hm.
Nickotine:
Oh, wait
Nickotine:
Someone's knocking on the door.
Nickotine:
I'll be back.
*Nickotine went offline.*
Ry-guy:
Welp.
Ry-guy:
Who wants to plan his funeral?
Abi<3:
I can.
Dyk-face:
I'll budget.
Katastrophe:
I'll perform a speech
Maxadamia:
I'll rap for him
Kearknee:
No, Max.
Kearknee:
No, you won't.
Maxadamia:
Oh 😔
Katastrophe:
WAIT, MAX CAN RAP?
Kearknee:
Uhm......
Maxadamia:
YEPPP
Ry-guy:
SPIT SOME BARS, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??
Dyk-face:
You can't hear it, but I'm beatboxing rn
Maxadamia:
Okay, okay
Maxadamia:
My name is Max, and I'm here to say
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Enough of that.
HELLO, folks!
How are you? Sorry I've been gone.
I know you all are sick of me and this story 🥹
Butttttttttttttt I'm going to post another dialogue scene tonight.
Any suggestions for any others I should write?
Uhh I don't have anything else to say, SO
Make sure to live, laugh, and love Justice Smith 🤭
Bye, guys!
- Ave
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The Queery
FanfictionWhat should happen with the nine survivors of Hackett's Quarry Includes: Rylan (Dylan/Ryan) Many mentions of Mental health struggles Sexual conversations (They're teenagers idk what y'all expect) Oneshots And more.
