Tanjiro: Entertainment… District?
Zenitsu stammering: Y-You know, that place with all the beautiful – th-the shapley – Y-You get what I’m trying to say, Right?! Come on!
You sighed.
Y/n: I have an idea.
Zenitsu’s face was bright red and he was sweating. He made the other two nervous.
Y/n in thoughts: Anything with girls involved always gets Zenitsu riled up, but the mere mention of this place has him even more riled up than usual.
Uzui: Listen up!
Uzui got all your guy’s attention. He started doing all kinds of poses.
Uzui: I am a God! You four are trash! That’s the first bit of info you need to pound into your heads, so drive it in! You turn into dogs if I say so!
All four of you: Arf! Arf! Arf!
Uzui: Turn into monkeys if I tell you!
All four of you: Woo hoo!
Y/n in thoughts: This guy is insane!
Uzui: So be ready to bend backwards…
Tanjiro: Whatever you wish for is my command.
Uzui: …pander to my every whim…
Zenitsu: We will all praise and worship you for eternity!
Uzui: ...and worship me endlessly!
Inosuke: That’s right!
Uzui: And remember above all else… I Am A God!
He ended with a cool pose. You started clapping. Tanjiro raised his hand, but wasn’t called on. He spoke anyway.
Tanjiro: Quick question, Lord Uzui. What exactly are you the god of?
You stopped clapping.
Y/n in thoughts: Does he take everything at face value?
Uzui nodded.
Uzui: Good question, my pupil. You have great potential.
Uzui posed.
Uzui: I am the god of festivals, the god of flashiness.
Inosuke: Well, I am the King of the Mountains! It’s a pleasure to meet you, God of Festivals!
Y/n in thoughts: They’re both idiots. Perfect for eachother.
Everyone went silent for a couple seconds.
Uzui: I’ve never heard of you. That’s odd. Something about you creeps me out.
Y/n in thoughts: He creeps you out? But you’re just like him!
Inosuke was trying to attack Uzui but Tanjiro was holding him back.
Inosuke: You want creepy? I’ll show you creepy!
Tanjiro: Take it easy now, Inosuke!
Uzui: Super creepy.
Inosuke made a weird noise then jumped out and Tanjiro was barely holding him back.
Inosuke: Let me go, Tanjiro!
Y/n in thoughts: Being a Demon Slayer would not be as fun if it weren’t for these guys. They're all insane.
Inosuke: I’ll tear that flashy face off, you-
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Kill 'Em All - Demon Slayer X Male Reader
FanfictionYou wake up in a cave, confused as to how you got there and you forget who you are. Finding out your brother made you a demon and killed your family, you set out in a quest of vengance to bring your brother to justice, to find a way to turn back to...
