BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 43

Jk: I'm not shouting.
Jin: You're.
Jk: You're shouting.
Jin: You brat , I'm older.
Continue fighting.
Rapline:
Vmin:
Jk: What's wrong? Aren't you guys gonna stop us?
Rapline:
Vmin:
Jin: ??????
Jk:Hyung wanna eat ramen?
Jin: Yes.
Rapline/Vmin: Same shit but another day.

Jungkook: I have a question. If "Ch" identify to characters. & "AIR" identify to - air , then "Chair" means character in air????
Rm:
Jungkook:
Rm:
Jungkook:
Rm: You're banned from reading - word splitting & talking in public.

Taehyung: I have a question. If "T" signify me , means - Taehyung. And "ABLE" means able or ability. Then "Table" means Taehyung's ability or Taehyung able???
Suga:
Taehyung:
Suga:
Taehyung:
Suga: Are you waiting for me to kick you out from this place.

Jimín: I have a question from previous word splitting class-
Jhope: Enough. No more word splitting. Plz stop. No need to learn English, Namjoon is enough to translate the interviews. Not you again .

Taehyung: I'm not somebody's dream girl anymore. I'm the absolutely worst nightmare.
Suga: Hm. You gonna sleep alone tonight.
Taehyung:
Suga:
Taehyung: Teared up.
Suga:
Jhope: No one pointed out - DREAM GIRL. He is a boy .

Jeon's having a family dinner with BTS.
Jungkook: Mom, I need some salt.
Jin/Jk'Mom both reaching for salt.
Jin:
Jk's mom:
Jin: I'm sorry, but let me help me child first.

Jungkook : Dad , pass me the water bottle.
Rm/Jk's dad both reaching together. Look at each other.
Jk's dad: I insist you, rm.
Rm: Thanks Mr. Jeon.
Rest of the BTS: (-_-")

Jhope: Hyung. Hyung. Hyung.
Rm: What happened hoba? Whom you are finding.
Jhope: Bro, I'm literally calling Suga Hyung for 15 times , he didn't even pick up my calls. Where is he?
Rm:
Jhope:
Rm:
Jhope: RM.
Rm: (Open the door of Genius lab)
Suga was dancing with MANG with SHOOKY while playing *Arson* from "Jack in the box".
Jin(Casually passing by) Same thing but different day, but hobe you never noticed.

What is Jimín to you?
Jhope: Jimina
Jungkook: Jimin- ssi
Taehyung: My soulmate
Rm: Mini-moni's mini.
Jin: Jinmin's min.
Suga: Cute salty one.
Army: Uri mochi.
Jimín: Filter.

Suga: What so funny Hyung?
Jin: I'm Just cleaning the window.

Rm: I wanna be a dad someday.
Rest of the BTS:
Rm: Jungkook isn't my son.
Jungkook: Today , I disowned by my own father.

Suga: Hoba, Don't do this plz.
Jhope: Hyung ,I'm sorry.
Suga: Hoba, I love you.
Jhope: That's not gonna work today.
Suga:
Jhope: Uno reverse card.
Suga:

Jungkook: Jimin -SSI (with puppy eyes)
Jimín: You're puppy eyes won't work on me. I'm not going to give you lap dance again.
Jungkook:
Jimín:
Suga:
Jin:
Tae:
Rm: Lap dance?????
Jhope: Again???

Jungkook: Hyung( Top of the lungs)
Jin:  What have you done this time?
Rm: What happened?
Suga: Kid you ok?
Jhope: Jk , Is everything ok?
Jimín: Jungkook- ssi ??
Tae: Jungkook-ah?
Jungkook: I mean I'm just practicing , just don't kill me.