BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 49

Rm: We
Suga: Wish
Jhope: You
Jimin: ALL
TAE: HAPPY
Jk: NEW
Jin: YEAR (2023)

AUTHOR POV:
Hello, this is author. I hope you all are doing great. Thanks for supporting me till now, I wish you all will support me like this upcoming year too, thanks for giving me this support & courage to make some quotes , ff & reels.
Stay healthy, blessed, safe.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2023....

[After Performance in time square.]
Hobi: I'm so tired.. [Doorbell ring].......????? Who is there???
[3 masked men entered] (He got panicked.) Securityyy
Masked men: Hyung , we wanna sleep here.
Vminkook: move , it's our room.
Hobi: What ??? what are you guys doing here?
Vminkook: Celebrating new year with you in NYC.
RM/SUGA: Can we come in?
Hobi: U two???
Vminkook : we didn't invite them.
Jin: I'm here too via Video call..

Army: [Happy New Year]

1) NAMJIN:

RM: Hyung, Can I say something?
JIN: Yup.
RM: I (love) ... I mean... HMmm.
Hyung, would you like to have dinner with me?
JIN: Rm, Are you asking me out?
RM: (panicking)No, never. You live here, we live here. Don't say that.
Rest of the BTS: Hopeless.( He is hopeless)
JIN: (smiling).

2)YOONMIN:

Jimin: Yoongi hyung, doesn't even like me.
Rm: He went for swimming , though he doesn't like .
Jin: He cooked for you at 12 am.
V: He drive you back home from HYBE.
Jk: He likes to spend time with you.
Jimin: Wait, does he like me?
Rest of the bts: YUP.
Jimin: He liked me????.(blushing)
Jimin: Hobi hyung?
Jhope: Yup. He did...
Yoongi: Yes. I do.

Namjin/ Taekook: Hoba, Hobi hyung.
Jhope: Yah, guys I'm fine...

Jhope: Do you guys have any pet name?
Jimín: No.
Jhope: Ok. What bee made?
Jimín: Ah. Honey.
Yoongi: (from different room) Yes baby.
Jhope: Never ever lie on my face.

3)Taekook:

Tae (Staring at the roasted chicken ).
Jk: What happened baby? Do you need any help. Come let me feed you.
Namjin: (-_-'')
Tae:
The Flame,who burn me down to hell.
The air, that crush me from the sail.
That skin had once whitish fate,
Now it became the one time mess.
Yoongi/ Jin/ Jimin:(_/"°o°\_).
Jk: Aww my baby.

Jhope: Hold on, Shakespeare. That's just a roasted chicken.

Suga: Hey, V come here, Can we have a 1 minute?
V: Of course, who's in problem?
Suga:
V: Oh , it's me, maybe. But I didn't remember , what's the reason this time? I burned the kitchen last month, poured juice in your bed last week, broke into your genius lab 3 days ago. But yesterday & today, I didn't do anything. (run away)
Suga: KIM FUCKING TAEHYUNG COME BACK HERE , U BITC---.
Jimin: But why suga hyung came to V's room?
Jhope: Hyung made V's fav dish.
Jk: Ok , he fucked up this time very well.
Namjin: Same shit but different day.

Jin: (before enlist in military) Rm, Suga, Jhope please take care of these kids don't show Favourism , love them equally.
Rap line: We'll take care of everyone equally.
Jin: Great.
(Few days later).
Taehyung Burnt the whole dorm Suga try to save him from that.
Jimin is afraid of his Haunted House show and Jhope is comforting him.
Jungkook is missing Seoul, Rm tried to find him.
Jin: Can I go back ??

ARMY: Ok fine, If we can't be BTS's Girlfriend, Then WE'll work on HYBE.
[INTERVIEW BOARD]
HYBE: Which one you want to choose?
Qualifications for HYBE positions --
1)Idols: certified crackhead or clown
2)Leader: dimples (tallest >180cm)
3)Cameraman: certified athlete or cross country runner. (100km/hr).
4)Staff: 1000th time patience level. Don't react on flirting.
5)Makeup Artist/Stylish: Control on his emotion , not to touch any members.
ARMY: I QUIT.
HYBE ROCK, ARMY SHOCK.

BTS HYUNG LINE: We don't show favourism . 

Jungkook: (Doe eyes)
Jin: Fine, we are buying That huge carton of Banana milk.
Taehyung: (Sulking)
Suga: Fine Pack the Whole self of Strawberries.
Jimin: (Being Cute)
Jhope: (Super angry) Ok ,Come & cuddle (both in good mood.)
RM: (Being clumsy)
ARMY: What do you want? We can do anything for this giant 181 cm baby.