BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 62

1)
JK: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
V: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. you can't have a coin with one side.
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REST OF THE BTS (SHAKING)..........
J-Hope: That's a FUCKING COOKIE..

2)
V: My mind's just like an internet browser.
JIKOOK: Explain.
V: 15 tabs are open, 7 of them are frozen, and i don't know more the music is coming from.
JIKOOK: That explains a lot.
HYUNG LINE: NOOO. THAT EXPLAINS YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE.

3)
JK: Sold my bed on Ebay, a bought a chameleon.
JK: My back is hurt.
JK: My members are extremely mad.
JK: Bam stop talking to me .
JK: My chameleon is sick as fuck..

4)
JK: WE don't need any guns, I have lighter.
V: we get some hairspray, make some fire.
Jimin: I have gin, vodka and tonic, Let's burn someone..
RM/JIN/SUGA: No one is making fire and burn something.
J-Hope: GUYS , they said they want to burn 'SOMEONE ' not 'SOMETHING'

5)
JK: Wow, so this is it.. huh?
V: Yeah... I guess we're not meant to be..
JK: we can still be fri--
Jhope: FOR FUCK'S sake , you too stop doing this shit over a pizza toppings.
Suga: Hoba, rn who is angry?
RM/JIN/JIMIN: enjoying the drama.

6)
V: Ah, my Rap MOnster, The Rap God, The king of Lyrics, the lord of music, the love of army, the--
RM FOR GOD'S sake what now v? At 3 am?
V: Well
RM: WHAT KINDA A FUCKING MEME , DO YOU WANT TO UNDERSTAND AT 3 AM? STOP USING THIS SHIT AND GO BACK TO SLEEP.
V:I didn't say anything.
RM: yes, I'm your dad, Now sleep.

7)
jk: hey
rm: hi
jk: ...
rm: what?
jk: message me back when you can..
rm: sry koook, I have a bf sweety.
jk: great.
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which part of the rap should i do? before V hyung find out.
oh! btw he is bf.

8)
Jk: pouring milk into bowl BEFORE you put the cereal in is divorce worthy.
V: Just like wetting your toothbrush BEFORE you put the toothpaste on
RM: WOW excuse me, maybe I wanna do it.
JIMIN: who the heck did that?
SUGA: WHO THE F*CK DON'T??
VMIN: WE DON'T.
RM: EWWW.
VMINKOOK: You guys are maniacs.
2Seok: You 3 are a menace to society. 

9)
V: When I was young , I thought lighting was just the sky taking pictures of us.
V: So, I would smile every time and say cheese.
NAMJIN: HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED TILL NOW?
SOPE: Better question: how you didn't strike by it till now?
JIMIN: HE STILL DOES THAT.
JK: I want to try ...
HYUNG LINE: JK NOOOOOOO-

10)
JK: So what's the plan?
Jimin: We need a distraction.
V: Good ide-- why you guys are looking at me
V: .... NO...
Jk: Come on..
V: What do you want me to do? Wear a mini skirt and dance at WAP.
JK: Well I was thinking something else, but that's a good idea.
HYUNG LINE : LITERALLY TRUMATIZED BY EVERYTHING.