BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 51

1)
Jk: Taehyung, I think your need to see doctor.
Tae: Oh come on kookieaa, That's just a sports injury.
Jk: I appreciate u, but tripping over a basketball while going towards bathroom, is not considered as--
Tae:

Rapline: Should we tell him that jimin recorded it? Jin hyung uploaded this on weverse????
2)
V-min In friendship test.
Therapist: Jimin , would you rather jump of the clip if Taehyung jump?
Jimin: (Visible shocked) maybe.
Therapist: No. Don't do this.

Therapist: V, Would you rather jump of the clip if Jimin jump?
V:(with full confidence) I would take Jk along with me to jump. You know Vminkook forever.
Therapist:

Mr. kim , PLZ come and take your kids, they are terrifying.

3)
Taehyung: You're not my true friend? where have you been, when My pic got only 7 likes.
Jk: Making 4 different accounts.
Jimin: I made the other 3.

Hoseok : Should we tell him , that it was 7M likes not 7 likes.
Suga: Don't tell anything to these dumbasses.

4)
RM: Ohh. Jk , why you're making fire in the middle of this hot summer days?
RM: is it taetae's photo with groups?
Jk: I want to save papers.
RM: taetae is hanging out with Wooga squad again?
Jk: He didn't even bother to call me in last 24 hrs.
Jimin: But we had a video call 1 HR ago.

Jk started crying.

Army: 🔪🔪🔪🔪 to Wooga squad .

5)

Jk on recent weverse live: ARMYAAAA look I have so many liquors.
(Showing off his collections)
Suga hyung never called me on his show.
Hobi hyung didn't join me on his Dance challenge.
Jimina didn't call me for his show..
[Weverse live comment section]
RM: What kinda collection he made?
Suga: Take those bottles.
Jhope: I 'm coming to your house.
Vmin: On the way of his home.
JK felt a flying shoe in himself (Jin hyung: You brat, you're drinking on live with those baby armies, I'm gonna beat yoou today.) how did you even come here hyung?

6)
Jk: Whoever reply to my text first is a dumbasa
Jk: *Dumbass.
Rest of the BTS:
Jk:
Rest of the BTS:
Jk: wait what?
Rest of BTS:  face palmed mentally.

7)
Jk: let's play Jenga.
Tae: let's play Hali gali.
Jimin: no, let's play whale games
(Vminkook is fighting.)

Jin: ok let's decide from rock paper scissors. Jin win. Ok we played it, now go back to sleep.

Jin: Rock.
Vminkook: shock

8)

Jk: FFF
Rapline: What's that suppose to mean?
Jk: You guys don't know?
Vmin: Fighting, Fighting, Fighting.
Jk: No NO No
Rapline: Then what??
Jk: F****
[Hitted by a flying slipper. Rm don't hole me back this guy will die today.] Where did you come from Jin Hyung?

9)
RM: Jimina, Why taekook is running.
Jimin: Neighbours kid challenge us for water fight.
Jhope: wow , can I join?
Jimin: Yes, hobi oppa , just wait for the water to boil. Taekook is feeling the balloons with bees.
94 liner:
Jhope: Rapmon turn off the gas , I'm controlling taekook.
(Sudden explosion)
Suga: who the fuck , can blow the kitchen while turning off the gas?
Vminkook : Kim Namjoon.

10)

Hobi: Let pack mu stuffs.
[In his suitcase:
JK: we're coming with you.
jimin: (sniffing) let us sleep.
V: Hyung, your stuffs are packed , now close the lead]
Hobi: Monnie take thee maknaes out from here (suga and rapmon inside in strawberry basket.) Guys no...
Army: we're here too. Our SUN will not leave us.. (Started crying)
[Tsunami occurs]

Special:

Army: Why it's so dark?
Otherfandoms: Coz you moon and SUN went to a short break..
Aroha: But Our Moon Is Gone forever.
Army & otherfandoms: (Holding their tears) Aroha, Ur moon is gone maybe, But He became the brightest Star in your galaxy..
Our Moon is always with you. LOVE YOU MOONBIN..

ARMY: WE're kinda worried, BTS slowly going to their 30's , we can't contain their 20's
AROHA: BE happy, at least , they're not stuck at 25..
ARMY: (We didn't mean to hurt you guys)(Speechless)

Author: Moonbinnie is always my fav subunit (duo) from Astro. maybe I never mentioned him before, but I respect him as an idol & brother way too much. He is always be mine 20's brother.. You'll always stay with us, forever Binnie.