BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 54

Someone to Army: " You're lazy, you're wasting your life on BTS. You guys are useless".

BTS: Ready to fight the world for ARMY [but in reality ARMY: Struggling mentally, trying to keep the alive when they're slowly dying inside] " Moohe more "

Rm: Jin hyung the Toaster is broken.
Jin: Now who the heck broke the Toaster?
Jk: jiminaaaaa.
Jimin: Yeah, wae. I don't know anything.
V: But I saw someone else in the morning, with bread.
Jhope: What the heck is this? Why me? Suga hyung is also eating bread.
Suga: Morons it's waffle.
0t5 started bickering......
Rm: Ok fine , I'm the one who broke the Toaster. It overheated & I punched it.
Ot6: Wtf namjoonaaa.

Rapline parenting session 101 fir vminkook after Jin left for military.

Rm: My kid will kill anyone to protect me, without knowing I'm the one who hurt myself.
Jhope: My kid will follow me everywhere in the world cause he can't live without me.
Suga: (Visible so done) My kid is weirdest of all , he is kinda like rejecting doctors appointments because he's sick.
Doctor & Trainer : speechless
Jin: I'm sorry these 3 are my kids.

Conversation between kpop leaders:
Soobin: It's not easy to handle 4 dorks.
Jungwon: Soobinie hyung, I have 5 older kids acting like younger and 1 younger who acts like 10 years older than everyone else.
Hoongjoon: I have 4 devil twins , 1 fairy , a strongest maknae and a wife.
Chan: l have 7 kids . I don't want anymore.
Suho: I have nothing to say.
Scoups: Then what about me ? I HAVE 12.
Taeyong: Mine ones keep coming, it's a never ending saga.

Rm: I have 3 devil's hand, 1 judgemental aunt, 1 mom. And yeah I'm the kid.

Someone: Can you tell me BTS positions?
Army:
Jk is the incharge of creating deadly situations.
Jimin tries to stop him. Then get dragged on that later.
Taehyung Encourages Jk the most & gave more fuel in it.
Jhope gives the strict parent vibe but actually always comes up with those ideas first.
Suga observed all of them then scolded Vminkook, but never stopped scolding hoba because he also loved to see this chaos.
Rm always tries to calm the situation while creating another bigger mesh.
Jin finally handled everything and saved the proof for the future.
Rest of the world: Too stunned to speak

Cat: Dad Am I ugly?
Suga: nonsense, look at you, you are the most beautiful person in the world.
Taehyung: Hyung am I ugly?
Suga: very much.

RJ: Dad Am I ugly?
Jin: nonsense, look at you, you are the most beautiful person in the world.
Jk: Hyung am I ugly?
Jin: very much.

Suga: V what're you doing with those medicines?
V: I'm taking a probiotic and antibiotic.
Suga:
V: I wanna eat them together and wanna see who wins first.
Suga:
V:
Suga:
Jikook: fight fight fight.
Suga: Kim Namjoon is leaving me with them & expect me not to kill them. Wahhhhjinja---

Vminkook: We did a bad thing
Suga: Will it effect me?
Vminkook: (maybe) NO
Suga: Then suffer in silence.
[30 min later]
OTP : Are you the guardian of Mr. Kim, Mr. Jeon. Mr. Park, then please come to police station??? (Vminkook disappeared)
Suga: B***** WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME---

Suga: (JOONVMINKOOK disturbing him , when he was cooking)It's impossible. I can't tolerate you FOUR anymore. NAGAAA...
MAKE YOUR OWN FOOD.
VMINKOOK: ok.
[Later]
JIN: (OTP)What did you tell them to do?
____BOOOM___ 💣💥💣💥💣

Jimin: Hyung , what's your blood type?
Rm: Idk , Do I look like Karl Landsteiner to you? Haa?
Jimin:
V:
kook:
Hobi: You don't know your blood type but you know who invented it?
Suga: kook said right thing about u,
You know things that normal people don't know. & You don't know things that normal people know.