BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 52

Vminkook: Doing some cult? (Is there any demon in the house? If Yes, plz come and meet with us right now, suddenly a fig appear and said Give me your soul--- Vminkook ran away)

Namgi: Amazing Drama Hoba, Come back here, these little brats went to sleep.

Vminkook (Coming back): well take our souls plz coz we don't wanna live anymore, Jin hyung went to military, Hobi hyung too, now monie hyung, we don't wanna live ..

Namgi: Owww, my precious baby , it's just Hoba , came to surprise you.

Vminkook: Hyung, Hobi Hyung went to Busan today with Jin hyung and special force.

Suga: Then who is this----(demonic scream . Rest of the BTS runnnnnnnnnnnnn)

Army: Today we find a link in between EN- and &team.
BTS: What?
Army: EN- are the vampire. &Team are the werewolves. There'll be a war between this two clans for sooha . There'll be blood everywhere, at least the fairy txt will come and save the humans and out godfather BTS will bring back peace to earth.
Sunoo is the main vampire and Niki is his companion.
Nicholas is the main wolf . Ej help him.
BTS(Hyung line): become speeches.
Suga: My dear armyaa. You guys are spending too much time with vminkook recently, so come back to reality and go back to study .

VMinkook playing guess the song game.
V: V v v vv... "Boy in luv"
Jk: Jkkkkkkkkkk "Boy with Luv".
Jimín: ahhhhh. " Boy meets love".

Rapline: Why the heck you gud are shouting?? It's a guess the song challange, not to determine who can shout the most idiots.

Jin: Btw we don't have any song called " Boy meet love " , it's "Boy meets evil"
Jimín started sobbing.
ARMY : JIN OPPPAAAA....

Haters: BTS bunch of gays. Shits. Don't know how to sing and b******.
[Vocal line]
Jin: (Don't care)
Vmin: (Don't care)
Jk: But we can pull both gender at the same time dearests.
[RAP LINE ] :
Suga: ( washing blood stained hands )
Hobi: already made Arson.
RM: Hide those bodies.
Army: Clears the Word Haters from dictionary. ( Perfect Harmony)

Yoongi : People say there are two way to annoy someone.
Rest of the BTS:: ooo
Yoongi : One is : stopping someone in mid sentence
Taehyung: What's the second one?

Rest of the BTS: ( ' - ' "")
From then Taehyung isn't found in korea...

Jk: "Good morning fellasss.
I wish you a very good morning.
( To Vmin ) all right mate let's go for work".
V: Let's gurrrrr...
Jimin: Aussie Aussie Aussie.

Namgi: what the heck is happening??

2seok: VMinkook fall in love with our cute australian baby " Jake " from EN-.

Namgi: (°0°)

Jk: Why is bacon called bacon and Cookies called cookies?
When you simply bake cookies and cook bacon.

Rest of the BTS: ......................

(Jk get hit by flying chappal).
Jin: It's ducking 3 am bish .....

Jimin: Dumb
V: Dumber
Jk: Dumbest
2seok: love maknae line.
Namgi: Dumb ways to die..

Doyoung: Why there are so many people on earth?
Nct x BTS: (°_°)
Yoongi: I hate humans.
Doyoung: Yes hyung, We need another Corona. What you say??
Yoongi: That's nice, then I don't wanna be stone for my next life.
Nct x BTS: (°_°""""""""")
Renjun: Or we can Set the haters on fire and Make Arson? What do you suggest Hyungs?
Army x Nctzen: (getting excited)

RM: Lee Taeyong come and get your members.
Jin hyung control Yoongi.
I'm handling Armies, Kun, Johnny handle cezenies PLZ ... Help guys.

V: " I'm a queen card you wanna be the queen card"?
Jimin: Amma queen card , Amma queencard, Amma queencard.
Jk: Take a photo.

Suga: WTH is going on in this morning?
Hobi: rapmon, I'm sacred.
Vminkook: singing the songs will wearing they're penalty dress. ( V - red bee Dress, jk - RM's penalty dress with yellow hair, jimin wearing hanbok)
Army: Fainted by super laughing..

Random person: "Falling in love with someone isn't a Sin".
Rest of the world: Of course.
Army: " Then why falling in love with them is a Sin?"
Rest of the world: .............

BTS:  Moohe more.

RM: I don't love Jin hyung in that way. Ok..
Suga:(-_-)
RM: I just love to stare at him like a brother do with caring eyes.
Suga: If my brother look at me like you do to Jin hyung, then I should have a serious talk with my parents.
Rest of the BTS: 😁😁😁😁
Rm: 😧😧
Jin: Bombastic side eye.

I don't know your name, your name , your name. coz it's still my faith , my faith , my faith. My amygdala..... eoseo naleul guhaejwo Too much happening, in short time, wanna tell u, about the last night. omma , appa ka pogosipta. burning hella from the late midnight.. Your story is too much true, ije nae geosdo gidalyeo.