BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 58

Jimin: Jk you're late.
Jk: I overslept.
Jimin: It's a wedding.
Jk: I overslept.
Jimin: YOU'RE THE GROOM DUMBSHI-
JK: WHAT DID I SAY????
Suga: At least he came... Someone else forgot to come(looking at hoba)
Hobe:(Confuses side whistle)
Taehyung: Ok guys.. Can we start the wedding???.

Jk: Yoongi hyung , are you free this weekend?
Yoongi: Yup. But I have to check once.
Jk: Hobi hyung, what about you?
Hobi: kinda free, why?
Jk: Ok , Actually I'm extremely busy . So, Friday night, 91- Dongsang lane, le carré restaurant, You two.. enjoy..
Namjin: Did he just set a date for sope?
Vmin: yeah, we three planned it, otherwise these two(Sope) will never do anything.
Enjoy your date.

Rm: Taehyungaaaa.
Jin: Saranghae..
Suga: Taetae ...
Jhope: Chukahae(Congratulations)....
Jikook: Happy Birthday...
Army: Taetae bear.......

Jk: Hyungs I have a problem.
2020 having a VIRUS. 2021 was ok but still affected with that dumbshit. 2022 was hit but Jin hyung left in 2023
We all left and the ARMY changed their name to BELL. And in 2024 we're not even here. I want to reinstall the year 2019 , come and help me.
Jin/Suga: That's not HOW THINGS WORK--
94 LINERS: Good idea.
Jin/Suga: wtf don't encourage him.
95 LINERS: Rewind to 2013 with ARMY.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2024 🎊🎊🎊🎊
PLZ READ MY NEW FF "LAUGH" ON MY FEED

Army: Do or die. You and I, to the end of the time. I'll sacrifice, me , myself and I.
BTS: What happened to you guys?
Army: I can't..
BTS: Dude we're coming back within time. Jin hyung and Hoseok hyung is coming back within 4-6 months .

Author: Today is pretty odd for me. I kinda got delayed one of my internship. I'm so down..

Rm: Why the heck this coke taste so wierd?
Rest of the hyung line checking the coke bottle?
Sope: what happened?
Rm: It tasted sour and bitter.
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Jk: should I tell him it's not coke it's soya sauce. I broke the bottle so I replaced the sauce in coke bottle.
Jimin: Why would you do that?
V: Ok guys, but who's gonna tell it to hyung line?

Jk: Memories follow me left and right
I can feel you over here, I can feel you over here
You take up every corner of my mind (what you gon' do now?)
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Mingyu: Left and right
Left and right
Left and right
SEVENTEEN ha
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World: What is happening?
ArmyCarat: our 97 twin is twinning.

Jk: Baby, I'm preyin' on you tonight
Hunt you down, eat you alive
Just like animals, animals
Like animals-mals..
Rest of the hyung line: (Cold sweat -_-"""")
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Jimin: Oh come on. It's a Maroon 5 song.
Tae: He won't do anything like this.
Hyung line: No. No. We don't believe you three.

(BTS SILENT GAME PART 2)
Jhope: Brew
Rm: Crew
Suga: Free
Jin: Fraahhhh...
V: Fall
Jk: Fun (start dancing)
REST of Hybe: Smiling.
Jimin: (holding the board written "Brown")(-_-""""")

Jin: Do you smoke?
Jk:...
Suga: U smoke?
Jk:......
Jhope: smoking is injurious to health. Kid.
Jk:..............
Rm: (-_-)
Jk:(-_-"""")
Vmin: JKkk you're smoking?
Jk: bites the cigarette....
Thats the fucking chocolate.

But I do actually smoke(flying slipper)

Jin : Taking his coffee peacefully.
Jimin: Waking in a puppy suit and bite the every possible nearest things.
Rm: Try to overwater a plastic bonsai and flooded the living room.
Jhope: Dancing with air without any music.
Suga: Eating waffles being half asleep.
V: Didn't even think to wake up from past 24 hrs.
Jk: Burnts the toaster and processed to the kettle for cooking ramyeon.
Jin: Sipping coffee stressfully.

Jhope: Where is agi number 3? Where? Where is jk?
Namgi: What happened?
Jhope: You two vmin , where is jk?
Vmin: He burnt the kitchen, we didn't?
Namgi: He did WHAT???
vmin: Nevermind. What are you saying hobi hyung!
Jhope: He ordered a home cobra.
JinNamgi: WHATTT?
jk: Nevermind.

Jk: Rap monie hyung.
Rm: What happened?
Jk: We took an IQ test.
Rm: Huh.
Jk: And score more than you.
Rm: Hmm hmm .
Jk: 178.
Rm: hm hmm.
Jk: ?
Rm: It's the summation of the result of you three.
Yoonjinseok: hehehe hehehe

Author:
I'm sorry. I'm pretty delusional rn. Because I fall in love way too much , because now I'm regretting it. I fall in love with them. After a long thought, I decided to leave the kpop fandom and  kdrama industry. Hope you guys will be ok. Stay safe and healthy.