BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 56

Jk: Yoongi hyung always says don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Rm: hmm , so?
Jk: He said to break bones because they have so many.
Rm: (-_-"")
Jk: So I broke some.
Rm:
Hybe:
Army: Call Ambulance.

V: Hyper boy.
Jimin: Unforgiven
Jk: ok then I'm going on a trip with them.
Suga: what's wrong with these three?
Rm: Puberty hits after 25 looks like this.

Rm: V... Jk... Jiminaaaa where are you guys??
Jin: what happened?
Rm: hyung where is the maknae line?
Jin: Shit.. find them before they do something big.
Rm: (After an hour) Hyung didn't find them till now, let's check the Genius lab.
Jin: Ok
(On Genius lab) : Suga and maknae line become surprised by the hobi's military look and singing more with the top of their lungs.

Vmin: We have a problem.
Jk: don't worry I can fix it for you, I can fight against the world for you guys. You guys are my everything. I can do anything for you all.
Vmin:
Hyung: What's the problem 95 liners?
Vmin: Jk is the problem.
Army: Troublemaker

Jk: Can you pass me the salt.
V:
Jimin:
Rm:
Hoba:
Jin:
Suga: Touch me once , you'll lose your hands forever.

(Jinsope OTP)
Jin: Hobi do you think it's a good idea to leave maknae line in hand of Joonie?
Hobi: I don't think it's a good idea still we have no choice left.
Suga:
Hobi: What's your opinion hyungiee.
Suga:
Hobi: Yoongi Hyung ... Come on..
Suga: Mumbling...
Hobi: Ha???
Suga: The fire broke in the dorm..
2seok: Run at full speed towards the dorm .

(Midnight: BTS ot5 at dorm)
Suga: Hoba. Hoba. Hoba.. hobaaaa.
Rm: Yoongi hyung... Hoba at military.
Suga: (teary eyes).
Rm: oh hyung. Hoba will be back soon.
(Yoongi military training announcement)
Taekook: Hyung you're also leaving us. We'll miss you. Start crying.
Jimin: btw why hyung is blushing?
Rm: Yoongi hyung will be work with hoba for first 1 month.
Vminkook: (°0°)

Jin: I made the food come for lunch kids.
Vminkook: No we want mac and fries.
Jin: I already made foods.
Vminkook:  Yoongi hyung, Hobi hyung.
Jin: shut up guys, they're in honeymoon.
(Sope entering the dorm)
Jin: wtf. What you guys are doing here.
Sope: We bought big Mac's and fries and all
Vminkook : Yeah.
Sope: Also for you hyung.
Jin:
Sope:
Jin: pack them for Rm tomorrow.
Rm: wtf.

Yearly leader meeting at Hybe:
Suho: I can't do this anymore, our comeback is killing us. Especially Oh Sehun is out of hand.
JayB: hyung , mine ones are disturbing me in my Radio show, my solo work everywhere.
Minhyuk: I can't manage these hyungs  as well as these kids.
Soobin: I'm tired physically, mentally, and emotionally.
Jungwon: No Hyung is listening except Sunoo . Niki became quiet and scared me the most.
Taeyong: I want to die NCT 2023 having comeback after 3 years as a whole. I want to die (taking raw vodka shots)
Rm(sniffing): My hyungs left me alone with the maknae line.
Rest of the leader: Awwwww we're here dear... (^ ∆ ^)

Suga: How did you guys broke the car this time?
RmTaekook: we're giving driving tip to jimin.
Jhope: Rm?
Taekook: We're giving jimin instruction, he was sitting on the back seat.
Sope: Oh ok carry on.
Taekook: So we said Park jimin . Je saud where ? Like - Park jimin and---
Sope: ok we got it thanks.

Jk: we'll make World dominion today.
Rm:
Jimin: I'll seduce the world with my charm.
Jhope:
Tae: I'll capture the world by my beauty.
Suga:
Jin: Well well well. The world will be finished , if I heard another sound.
0t6 in dreamland....