Wenclair

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Wednesday : Two brooooos!
Enid: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Wednesday : Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Enid:
Wednesday :
Enid: *tearing up*
Wednesday : Babe, c'mon...
Enid: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Wednesday : Babe...

Enid, to Wednesday : We had a date!
Enid: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

Enid: Are you coming to bed?
Wednesday : I can't. This is important.
Enid: What?
Wednesday : Someone is wrong on the internet.

Wednesday : I wish I could help you, but I shorn't.
Enid: Wednesday , please!
Wednesday : What part of shorn't don't you understand?

Wednesday : You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.
Enid: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Wednesday : NO-

Enid: Can we go to a haunted house?
Wednesday : What's wrong with the one we live in?
Enid: Wh-what?
Wednesday : Goodnight, Enid.

Enid: I don't even use tubberware anymore.
Wednesday : What are you saying? Say it again.
Enid: Tubberware.
Wednesday : Say it again. Slow.
Enid: Tubberware.
Wednesday : Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.
Enid: Tub.
Wednesday : Wrong.
Enid: What do you mean, wrong?
Wednesday : I thought I caught that. You're saying tub. It's P.
Enid: What are you talking about?
Wednesday : Tupperware. Tupper.
Enid: It's tupper!
Wednesday : It's tupper, always has been, always will be.
Enid: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

Enid: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Wednesday : I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Enid: Th-that's not how that works-

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