Enid: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Wednesday: I don't want your advice.
Enid: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
Enid, to Wednesday: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
Enid: Are you coming to bed?
Wednesday: I can't. This is important.
Enid: What?
Wednesday: Someone is wrong on the internet.
Enid: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.
Wednesday: But you do know better.
Enid: Ah shit, I forgot.
Wednesday: Forgot what?
Enid: How do you expect me to answer that?
Wednesday: Love makes people do stupid things.
Enid: I love everything!
Wednesday: That explains a lot.
Enid: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.
Wednesday: Go the fuck to sleep Enid.
Enid: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Enid: One... two... three.
Wednesday: ...
Enid: ...
Enid: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
Enid: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Wednesday: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Enid:
Wednesday: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.
Enid: We both look very pretty tonight.
Wednesday: You know, if you'd just said that I looked pretty, I would have said, "So do you."
Enid: I couldn't take that chance.
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RomanceWenclair incorrect quotes made by an incorrect quote generator I do not own or take credit these characters. The show Wednesday does. Some of them might be ooc but there's only so much I can understand since the show isn't out yet
