Wenclair

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Enid: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Wednesday: You're right, Enid.. Violence can't be the answer.
Enid: Correct, Wednesday. Now, on to the next lesso-
Wednesday: Violence is the question.
Wednesday: And the answer is yes!
Enid: Wednesday, no!!

Enid, throwing their head into Wednesday's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Wednesday, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Enid: You're jealous.
Wednesday: Jealous?
Enid: That's why you were being so negative about this.
Wednesday: That's absurd. I'm always negative.

Enid: You have to apologize to them Wednesday.
Wednesday: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Enid: N... No!
Wednesday: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

Wednesday: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Enid: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

Wednesday: Tell them to eat shit, Enid.
Enid: Tell them yourself.
Wednesday: Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse.

Enid: Where are you going?
Wednesday: Hell, eventually.

Wednesday: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Enid: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Wednesday: Fair point.

Enid: You remind me of the ocean.
Wednesday: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Enid: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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