Wenclair & Yoko

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Wednesday: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Yoko : I would say infinitesimally.
Enid: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Yoko : Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Enid: No.
Wednesday: No.
Yoko : Didn't think so.

Wednesday: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Yoko : We have three actually-
Enid: Pick your favorite.

Enid: So how's the food Wednesday made?
Yoko : It's great! Compliments to them.
Enid: *goes to the kitchen*
Enid: You're adorable.
Wednesday: *blushing* How dare you.

Yoko : Enid, I'm afraid.
Enid: Just stay close to Wednesday.
Yoko : That's why I'm afraid.

Yoko : Hey, Wednesday, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Wednesday: Yeah.
Yoko : And you, Enid?
Enid: Umm... yes?
Yoko : Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Enid: Did they just-

Enid: I told Wednesday that their ears turn red when they lie.
Yoko : Do they?
Enid: No.
Yoko : Then why did you tell them that?
Enid: Because I can do this.
Enid: Hey Wednesday! Do you love us?
Wednesday, with their hands over their ears: No.

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