Wenclair incorrect quotes

Wenclair

Wednesday: I'm never having a debate with Enid again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

Wednesday: Enid, we tried things your way.
Enid: No, we didn't.
Wednesday: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

Computer: Please enter a password.
Enid: *types in Wednesday*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Enid: How fucking DARE YOU-

Enid: How stupid do you think I am?!
Wednesday: You really want an honest answer to that?

Enid: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Wednesday: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Wednesday, right after Enid leaves the room: I miss them already.

Wednesday: What's this?
Enid, hugging Wednesday: Affection!
Wednesday: Disgusting.
Wednesday: ...Do it again.

Enid: You might not know this, Wednesday, but I am a flawed person.
Wednesday: I do know that.

Wednesday: Did it hurt when you fell-
Enid: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Wednesday: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Enid: ...
Wednesday: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Enid: I trusted you!
Wednesday: Why?

Wednesday: Why are you late?
Enid: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Wednesday: Overslept?
Enid: Overslept.

Enid: Wednesday, is that legal?
Wednesday: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

Wednesday: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law's face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with 'em! And maybe if you beat 'em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
Enid: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Wednesday: Whatever caves first!