Wednesday: Are you drinking enough water?
Enid: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
Wednesday: What do I get?
Enid: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Wednesday: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Enid: It won't be you.
Wednesday: I'll get my coat.
Enid, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Wednesday, sick of Enid's shit: They weren't wrong.
Enid: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Wednesday: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
Enid: *makes Wednesday a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Wednesday: *sips tea*
Enid:
Wednesday: *finishes tea*
Enid: Didn't it taste bad?
Wednesday: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Enid, tearing up: Oh, okay.
Wednesday: I love murder mysteries!
Enid, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
Enid: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?
Wednesday: To relax.
Wednesday, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs and each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Enid: ....
Wednesday: *lip smack*
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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RomanceWenclair incorrect quotes made by an incorrect quote generator I do not own or take credit these characters. The show Wednesday does. Some of them might be ooc but there's only so much I can understand since the show isn't out yet
