Wenclair

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Wednesday: Do you take constructive criticism?
Enid : No, only cash or credit.

Wednesday: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Enid : Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Wednesday, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Wednesday: What happened?!
Enid : Do you want the long version or the short version?
Wednesday: Short??
Enid : Shit's fucked.
Wednesday: Okay, long.
Enid : Shit's very fucked.

Wednesday: Hand me the people opener.
Enid : ...
Enid : Pardon?
Wednesday, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!
Enid , stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Wednesday: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Enid : Knife. It's called a knife.

Wednesday: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.
Wednesday: *glares at Enid *
Enid : Well, sorry I have morals!

Wednesday: I need a long word.
Enid : T-rex but the long one.

Wednesday: I'm in love with you.
Enid : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Wednesday: I know.
Enid : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Wednesday: You're giving me a sticker?
Enid : Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Wednesday: I'm not a preschooler.
Enid : Fine, I'll take it back-
Wednesday: I earned this, back off!

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