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GIRLFRIEND: BY AVRIL LEVENGE (Hhow ever you spell it...)

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Ahhhh what a lovely day in the city of trost! Perfect day for all couple to go out and enjoy the perfect weather!!!

....Or stay inside and be hermits

But for young Eren Jaeger and his girlfriend Mikasa, that is not an option.

This oh so 'lovely' couple are out playing titan mini golf...

Eren: no your holding it wrong!!

Mikasa: Well maybe you should show me how!

Eren: Fineeeee *goes to wrap arms around Mikasa*

*STRONG MUSIC BEAT PLAYS*

Levi: HEY HEY YOU YOU I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!

Erwin and Hanji: NO WAY NO WAY, WE THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE!!

Levi: HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DUN!!!!

Mikasa: WHAT THE-

Hanji: *grabs Mikasa* GET THE FRICK AWAY FROM MY OTP!

Mikasa: EREN HELP!

Levi: YOUR SO FINE, I WANT YOU MINE, YOUR SOOO DELICIOUS!!!

*Connie casually strolls in*

Connie: *runs away* *comes back with drum set* YEAHHH!!! *DRUM NOISES*

Mikasa: EREN! Get over here!!!

Hanji: SILENCE CHILD, LET THE GAYNESS SHINE. EEEEEPPP!!!!!!!!THEYRE SO CUTE OWCKSXKA,$3&,'wk

Mikasa: was that last one even a word?

Hanji: shows what you know about being a fangirl *flips hair*

Petra and Jean: DONT PRETEND. WE THINK YOU KNOW HES DAMN PRECIOUS!

Erwin and Mike: AND HELL YEAH HES THE MOTHER******G PRINCESS!!

*music stops*

Levi:........... BIT*H IM A QUEEN.

Erwin: ....

Levi: *snaps fingers* *music back on*

Ymir and Annie: SHES LIKE SOOOO WHATEVERRR, YOU COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER

Levi: I THINK WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER NOWWWEE

Everyone: CAUSE THATS WHAT EVERYONES TALKING 'BOUT!!!

Levi: HEY HEY YOU YOU I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!! I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE!!! HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE YOUR BOYFRIENDDDD!!!

Everyone in quiet chants: hey hey! Hey hey! Heyyyyy yay!

*ANDDDDD DRAMTIC BUT TOTALLY AWESOME POSE*

Eren: *gleams at Levi*

Mikasa: Eren!!! What do you think your-

*Eren turns around too quickly for Mikasa*

*Mikasa ends up getting pushed into the golf water*

Levi: That's frickin filthy

Eren: Get over here you clean freak.

*EREN AND LEVI HUG*

THE END!!!

Hanji: *snaps a million photos and posts on Instagram, tumblr, Facebook, etc.*

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I found this extremely funny

~XxHeichouxX

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