Ereri/Riren One Shots & Short Stories

Online (Gamer short story)

SORRY IVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG BUT I HAVE THIS REALLY GOOD PLOT AND I JUST WANNA WRITE AHDHAHXKSK!!!
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Username: Jaeger_The_Titan
Password: ***********

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Logging in; loading....; downloading terrain.

Welcome back Jaeger_The_Titan!!!

I slouched back in my chair as my fingers went directly to the wasd keys and my right hand stayed put on the mouse. It was currently 3:07 pm and here I was playing minecraft on a server called shimmerville (which is a factions server). I had literally an hour left to play on this server before I was considered a member. I mean I play this server a lot so I have no idea how I've only played or 11 hours.

Guiding my mouse and pressing W I guided my character who was in a fantabulous attack on titan skin (it's my fav show so don't judge) up to a water elevator I created recently. Going up a to the second floor I checked to make sure all my iron golems were still there.

Sigh. See this is the thing, this server may seem incredibly boring but when you play on it it's like wow I can add this to my house or hey why don't I find a wolf or something?!

I looked at the comments to see people starting to tell random jokes and I immediately beamed.

I am a master at incredibly stupid puns.

What can I say I'm extremely punny!!!

Ba-dum-tsssss.

Pressing T I typed in my joke:

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill....

Baa-Dumm-tssssssss

I read the few comments that ranked from 'oh my gosh' to 'BAHAHAHAHA'
and smiled to myself.

Jaeger_The_Titan: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

Jaeger_The_Titan: He pasta way.

More comments came in of people hysterically laughing- or so I assumed, I mean it's typed in all caps so yeah... But one comment stood out to me...

Strongest_Rivaille: Here today gone tomato...

I fell off my chair from laughing so hard at the continuation of the joke, getting back up I looked at the others responses of rofl's and HAHAHA's before quickly typing back another continuation.

Jaeger_The_Titan: Its so sad but i guess he just ran out of thyme.....

Strongest_Rivaille: yeah, his wife's pretty upset... Cheese still not over it

"AHAHAHAHHAAHA OH MY- GAH- AHAHAHAHA!!" I clutched my sides from laughter as I quickly responded back.

Jaeger_The_Titan: We never sausage a tragedy coming :(

Strongest_Rivaille: there's not mushroom left for Italian chefs in this world is there?

Jaeger_The_Titan: HAHAHAA Ahh I have nothing left to add on XD

Strongest_Rivaille: same brat.

I frowned at the word brat but shrugged it off eventually. I used my elevator to get to the roof where I had my slime block bounce floor. I quickly added the 12 slime blocks I needed to complete the rectangle before I started to bounce around.

I looked around me to see other claims near mine. These people were just about never online and I've tried finding other people but all I found were houses with no one online to be in them. Sigh.

Jaeger_The_Titan:  where is everybody? There is literally no one around me who's ever online :/

Strongest_Rivaille has requested to teleport to you. Type /tpaccept to accept or /tpdecline to decline.

/tpaccept              Enter.

Suddenly Strongest_Rivaille was teleported infront of me.

Strongest_Rivaille: Well, now you see me...

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Okay so this was like a teaser chapter sort of, I HOPEFULLY PROMISE TO TRY TO WRITE TOMORROW SINCE I REALLY LIKE THIS STORY.

IF ANYONE IS WONDERING SHINMERVILLE IS AN ACTUAL SERVER

I FORGOT THE IP ADDRESS BUT IF YOU TYPE IN SHIMMERVILLE MINECRAFT SERVER IT WILL COME UP!!!

ERENS MC HOUSE IS DESCRIBED AS MY HOUSE ON THIS SERVER AND IF ANYONE WOUKD LIKE TO SEE IT I WILL BE ONLINE TOMORROW AT 11 AM EASTERN TIME.

MY USERNAME IS:
Jenny_The_Neko

IF YOURE ON DO THIS /TPA JENNY_THE_NEKO AND ILL ACCEPT!!!!

BAI AND I HOPE TO MEET SOME OF YOU!!!

~XxHeichouxX