Dizzy to the Point of Exhaustion

Dissecting For Idiots

Dissecting For Idiots is oh so simple.

Read each instruction clear with care.

Let each word settle.

Clawing through to your mind.

Understand 1\3 of the directive.

Then follow.

Do not act seductive with a goat eye in hand.

It is simply gross.

I don't think Billy would appreciate the doting.

Cut where need be.

Please don't smile creepily.

Jab accurately and no goofing off.

Remember Billy had a family.

He isn't just an eye who smells a little funny.

Billy was a son who just wasn't so lucky.

I had to dissect a goat eye in science... I am not a psychopath. Obviously my group was stupid and full of lovely idiots who suck.