Skylar Lake Q and A

Section 16

Me: Welcome back dear readers!

Me:

Skylar: What are you waiting for?

Me: For the screaming and fighting that usually ensues and/or interrupts my introduction.

Skylar: Oh.

Me:

Skylar:

Me: Today we're with Skylar, Jim, Draal, Bular, Strickler, and Barbara!

Me:

Skylar: Hello-

Strickler: So, how many questions are there?

Me: And here we go...

Bular: The impure never learns.

*Skylar tackles strickler, causing Barbara to sigh as Jim simply shakes his head*

Me: No... No he does not.

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Me: Alright, so first things first, a statement made by a long time reader who has recently returned!

Skylar: Is it the one that makes all the funny comments?

Me: The one and only!

Strickler: Quite literally.

Bular: Wait...

Skylar: That means...

Draal: No. I refuse.

Jim: Don't tell me.

Barbara: What does it mean?

Me: It means that you all....

Skylar: No, we were so close!

Jim: How bad are the questions. I don't want to know.

Me: That we have so many questions!

Everyone:

Barbara: What's wrong with questions.

Jim: You should have run when you had the chance...

Me: The statement reads; I am writing an entire fanfic with the worthy trollhunter not being Tobias, but being Barbara- Sounds interesting, I'll have to check that out-. It's complicated but Bular...

Bular: What?

Me: You're apparently involved in a dirty way.

Bular: ...What does that mean?

Skylar: Oh, pure one... It means that...

Barbara:

Skylar: You're just covered in blood and really need a bath.

Draal: I sense a lie.

Bular: Do not lie to me, fleshbag.

Skylar: Draal, stop. I'm not lying... You probably are covered in blood and you really do need a bath.

Me: I won't know till I check it out, but I don't think that's-

Skylar: Exactly, you don't think.

Jim: And when you do find out, do us a favor and don't give the details.

Me: I already read the description!

Barbara: How's it sound?

Me: Amazing. I can't wait to read it actually. I might hold off on reading it until I'm done writing my stuff first, but I'm excited. Looks good too.

Strickler: Can we move onto the questions? *Grabs Barbara's hand*

Me: Question numero Uno! Goes to~...

Bular: *Peaks over my shoulder* Skylar.

Me: Don't ruin the suspense! But yes, Skylar.

Skylar: Hit me.

Me: What is the longest time you have gone without a shower? They would ask Jim, but everyone knows that answer.

Everyone except Barbara and Bular: The Darklands.

Me: Precisely.

Skylar: Uh... Depends on what timeline you ask.

Me: Original.

Skylar: Maybe two days.

Me: And the Starlight Timeline.

Skylar: I refuse to give spoilers.

Me: Touche. Moving on to Jim!

Jim: What is it?

Me: Who would you hate to see naked, like the most-

Jim: Like the most what?

Me: Don't know, cuts off there. Though I think it's kinda self explanatory.

Jim: I would hate to see... Either Strickler, Mom, or Skylar naked.

Me: Who would you hate seeing naked the most though?

Jim: Skylar.

Skylar: He wouldn't live to tell the tale.

Draal: Mine.

Bular: I would hate to see the changeling naked as well.

Me: But you've seen him half naked.

*Bular glares*

Me: Anyways! A question to Draal.

Draal: no.

Me: Who would you call to help bury a body?

Draal: Skylar.

Skylar: I wouldn't bury a body.

Draal: You wouldn't help me?

Skylar: I didn't say that.

Draal: So yes you would help?

Skylar: Of course I would help you hide a body. I just wouldn't bury it.

Jim: I do not want to know.

Me: Bular! Question for you!

Bular: Yes?

Me: Who would you call to help bury a body? And would you help them?

Bular: The changeling could bury it. I would not help him.

Strickler: Why me?

Bular: Because imagining you struggling with a bloody corpse on your own in the rain amuses me.

Skylar: Why can't you be my best friend? I don't like Strickler, you don't like Strickler. We have so much in common.

Bular: No.

Draal: He killed my father.

Skylar: Understood. Bular is not available to be bestfriend for that reason... And because he doesn't like me.

Jim: Isn't Arya your bestfriend?

Skylar: My bestfriend that is a girl. Bular can be my best friend that is a troll.

Draal: That would be me.

Skylar: True. And Jim is my brother and my best guy friend... Sorry Bular, there's no room for another bestfriend.

Bular: I wasn't interested. I have to deal with this one

Me: Yay! He considers me 'this one'! That's practically saying we're friends!

Bular: No.

Me: Anyways... Jim, what is the most embarrassing thing your mom has caught you doing.

Skylar: Pft-

Jim: ...I was practicing in the mirror.

Skylar: Tell them what you were practicing.

Barbara: I did knock.

Jim: I was practicing how to ask Claire out.

Barbara: And there was so many great ways, sweetie.

Jim: ...Thanks... Mom.

Strickler: The more I know about you, the more I feel sorry for you.

Jim: Gee. Thanks.

Skylar: Pft-

Bular: What is 'ask out'

Me: It's like courting.

Bular: I see.

Me: And Bular.

Bular: Another question?

Me: Yes.

Bular: Very well.

Me: What is it like when you die? Is it just darkness or is their cold? Or is it light? Or is it nothingness of silence that you don't know you are in yourself?

Bular: ...When I died, there was pain. A bright light crossed my vision and warmth seeped from the pain, though the rest of my body felt... cold. I could feel my life fading before it all went black. It was silent for a long time, seeming as though I was floating in a void... though I remember something came after that, what that something was, I do not remember.

Me:

Skylar: That's... heavy.

Everyone:

Me: Let's take a small break before answering the final questions.



Me: And we're back! How's everyone feeling.

Strickler: You gave everyone pie. Apple pie.

Skylar: With whipped cream!

Me: I didn't give everyone apple pie. I gave Draal and Bular Lightbulb Pie. And I was tempted to give Strickler Sock pie.

Skylar: I would have paid you to do that.

Me: It would have took too much cinnamon. And other spices to disguise the smell.

Skylar: Would've been worth it.

Strickler: I fear you just gave her an idea.

Me: Yes. I do not regret it.

Strickler: I do...

Me: Anyways, Draal, you have another question.

Draal: Fine.

Me: Have you ever gotten blackout drunk?

Draal: In my younger years.

Skylar: How many times?

Draal: Enough.

Barbara: Do you still?

Draal: I can handle my worth.

Me: Alright, Strickler, your question.

Strickler: Get it over with.

Me: How many times a week do you wear the same pants?

Strickler: I have two pairs. My back up and the pair I usually wash every night.

Me: So you wear the same pants everyday?

Strickler: Yes, unless I spill coffee or something else on them, then I wear my backup.

Me: ...Do you have pajamas?

Strickler: Of course I do.

Barbara: He has a lot of different pajamas.

Skylar: This is the man you wish to marry?

Barbara: This is the troll of which you agreed to be the mate to?

Skylar: Atleast Draal didn't kill anyone.

Barbara: Atleast Walt hasn't tried to kill me.

Skylar: True, but he did put an enchantment on you so your souls were bound together.

Barbara: True, but Draal essentially just used you so he had a safe place to stay during the day.

Skylar: Sure, but Strickler has done much worse things.

Barbara: True.

Strickler: Barbara?

Barbara: She isn't lying, what am I supposed to do?

Bular: BWAHAHAHAHAH

Me: We have amused the dark prince.

Skylar: The true goal.

Me: Pft-

Strickler: Can we move on?

Me: Sure... Skylar, you're up.

Skylar: K.

Me: How many selfies do you take a day?

Skylar: on average? ...Maybe Five. I like to keep memories with everyone. Unless they mean the selfies with just me, if that's the case then maybe one if that. Sometimes I just look so good, I can't pass it up.

Draal: You always look good.

Jim: I miss Claire.

Skylar: Are we making you feel single?

Jim: The worst part is that I'm not even single.

Me: That's just sad.

Everyone: Move on.

Me: Fine, fine, fine. Bular, final question.

Bular: Get it over with.

Me: Who are you most jealous of? Or at least have been?

Bular: *Glares*

Me: I'm just the messenger.

Bular: ...I do not get jealous.

Me: Now, I don't know you very well, but I think you're lying.

Bular: Fine. I have been jealous once. Then I killed them.

Strickler: Well, I'm alive, so it isn't me.

Skylar: What is there to be jealous of?

Me: So, who was it?

Bular: Some troll named Zaelor. My father praised him and I proved to be stronger.

Me: ...Did you get praised after?

Bular: No.

Me: Uh. So, it wasn't worth it?

Bular: It was. I enjoyed crushing his skull.

Everyone: .

Skylar: Not pure one...

Me: Pft- Ahem, well, my dear readers. That's all for today. I wish you all a spectacular morning/afternoon/evening/night! And thank you so much for reading! Bye for now!

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Strickler: You can't think of one redeeming quality?

Barbara: I can think of plenty, I just can't deny what you did in your past.

Strickler: But you love me, right?

Barbara: Of course!

Skylar: For some odd reason.

Me: Have this discussion at home.

Skylar: yeah, get a room.

Strickler: Good idea.

Skylar: *Blinks* *Blinks*

Everyone: .

Skylar: NOOOOOOO!