Skylar Lake Q and A

Section 20

Me : Hello dear readers and welcome back!

Skylar: Finally, I thought we were never going to do this.

Everyone: ...

Me: So you admit to missing the questions.

Skylar: I never said anything of the sort. Let's get this over with.

Me: Very well. Jim, you're up.

Jim: Damn it.

Me: Do you regret killing Angor at the end of trollhunters? Like you didn't even kill Morgana lmfao.

Jim: Slightly, but not really.

Skylar: I wouldn't of killed him, I think he would have been helpful.

Strickler: I believe he would've still tried to kill me.

Bular & Skylar : Definitely helpful.

Draal: I would kill the changeling for you...

Skylar: but then my mom would kill you. Let someone else take the blame.

Strickler: I do not feel safe here.

Me: Nor should you.

Bular: we are still not friends.

Skylar: Obviously.

Me: Skylar.

Skylar: Shoot.

Me: what is your favorite movie?

Skylar: Fast and Furious. Done and done. No competition.

Me: why?

Skylar: the cars. And the stunts. But mainly the cars.

Me: Alright then, moving on. BULAR.

Bular: What?

Me: Have you ever had an existential crisis? Sky will explain if you do not know what that means.

Skylar laughs.

Bular: I am not an uneducated welp. And no, I have not.

Skylar: I mean, you only dedicated your life to killing the trollhunters and freeing your father from the darklands so you could take over the world. Which you failed to do, nor will you ever get the chance to again.

Bular: ....

Skylar: So yeah, you have your whole life figured out already.

Bular: ...

Me: I believe you just made him realize he does in fact have an existential crisis.

Skylar: *Shrugs* It's what I'm here for.

Bular: What am I supposed to do with my life now?

Me: You'll figure it out buddy. Onto the next question!

Jim: Great.

Me: Barbara!

Barbara: That's Me.

Me: How old are you? In this readers version you're 36 and they wrote your ex as an absolute BITCH!

Skylar: Did you really need to bring out the megaphone for that last bit?

Me: YES!

Barbara: Actually, I am 36. I'm only in my mid-30s... Holy shit I'm old.

Strickler: You're rather young actually.

Everyone: ...

Me: So, Strickler.