Me: Welcome back everybody!
Skylar: Gods!
Draal: So close...
Bular: Again.
Me: Yep! As soon as you think it's over, we're back at it!
Jim: Seems to be the same people again.
Me: Oh yeah. me, Skylar, Arya, Draal, Bular, Jim, Claire, Barbara, and Stricky."
Strickler: Stricky?
Me: Yeah, Stricklander to Strickler to Stricks to Stricky.
Skylar: Makes sense to me.
Arya: I guess?
Me: Anyways! Question one is for Bular.
Bular: Great.
Me: If you had a restart from when Jim became the Trollhunter to now, would you do anything different or nah?
Bular: I'd probably continue on with my life and leave all the drama behind.
Skylar: That sounds like a song...
Strickler: I got that too.
Bular: Humans have weird music.|
Draal: Yes.
Me: Anyways, Skylar what is your worst fear?
Skylar: I feel like I answered that?
Me: Maybe.
Skylar: Normally I would say Spiders, but just incase I already answered that, I will give my second worst fear which is the thought of people leaving me behind because I'm not useful enough or enough in general.
Me: Fantastic!
Draal: You're more than enough.
Toby: You literally carry the entire team.
Claire: You could take out armies on your own.
Jim: Even if you couldn't, I would still be stuck with you as my sister.
Me: Bular!
Bular: Again?
Me: Yepperoni! Do you ever dream or have nightmares or is your sleep just darkness until you wake up?
Bular: It depends on the temperature. Hot temperatures cause incredibly weird dreams, like a chicken singing and playing a ukulele while riding a flying narwhal. Normal temperatures cause nothing. Then cold temperatures cause nightmares.
Me: Draal's Turn!
Draal: Very well.
Me: k, okay. What would you do if Skylar got killed by the enemy?
Draal: Kill them all.
Skylar: Awe, look at him turn into a rolling murder machine!
Jim: A rolling murder machine?
Arya: A murder sonic?
Toby: That tracks... Kinda.
Me: Skylar, same question.
Skylar: Like Draal said. Kill them all, no mercy.
Draal: Look at the murderous flying monkey.
Skylar: Flying Monkey?
Toby: You do fly.
Strickler: Technically humans are related to mon-
Skylar: Shut up Strickler.
Me: Jim, you okay? Does your trauma affect you?
Jim: No? What Trauma?
Me: You're lying and you should see a therapist.
Jim: Isn't that what a sister is for?
Strickler: If your sister wasn't a flying murder monkey, then yes.
*Skylar tackles Strickler*
Bular: Bite his ear off! Changelings hate that.
Draal: All creatures hate that.
*Bular laughs as Draal drags Skylar off of Strickler*
Me: Barbara, do you have any phobias?
Barbara: I guess... my children not coming home?
Skylar: Awe, mom.
Jim: We're here for you.
Skylar: Me less so because Strickler, but still.
Jim: Skylar.
Me: Strickler, same question.
Strickler: Losing Barbara again.
Jim: Awe.
Skylar: Gross.
Me: Uh huh, anyways. Claire, worst and best memory?
Claire: My best memory would probably be meeting my best friends Darcy and Mary. My worst memory would probably have to be that one time where I caught Steve kissing a pillow of himself.
Skylar: I'm not even surprised by that.
Arya: How did you catch him doing that exactly?
Jim: Yeah, I'm curious about that too.
Claire: I was supposed to be tutoring him.
Me: ...Jim, same question.
Jim: Meeting Claire for the first time is definitely the best memory ever. For my worst memory? I'd have to say... That one time I ate ice-cream only for it to turn out that it wasn't ice-cream, but frozen yogurt.
Skylar: That's your worst memory?
Jim: It was a very heart shattering moment. Imagine, you're excited about ice-cream, been looking forward to it all day. You pull it out of the freezer, the frosty-ness feeling amazing after a hot day of summer, the sweet chocolate and vanilla ice-cream calling your name after you've worked so hard. Then you take a bite. And it's yogurt! Not Ice-cream! Yogurt!
Skylar: That's kinda pathetic.
Me: yeah well, I'm about to give you an even worse memory.
Jim: Nothing can be worse.
Me: Yeah it could. And Imma be nice and whisper it, not because I like you or anything, but because I don't want to spoil anything for the readers and they have to figure it out on their own.
Jim: ...I'm actually more terrified now than I've ever been.
Skylar: It must be bad considering she never hesitated to tell us that our mom and Bular had relations in another universe.
*I whisper to Jim only for him to crumple into a ball and start crying as he rocks himself*
Skylar: Well now I'm curious.
Me: I'll give you a hint, it takes place in the same universe as the Barbara and Bular ship.
Strickler: it must be horrifying t-
Jim: Why not Claire, why a changeling?
Me: She treated you badly in the past timeline of that universe according to the reader.
Me: anyways, thank you all for joining us today, as always leave any questions you like and have a marvelous morning/afternoon/evening/night! Bye for now!
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Skylar: I kinda want ice-cream now.
Draal: Can I have socks?
Skylar: I think Jim could whip up some sock and lightbulb ice-cream.
Toby: That sounds like it would destroy a blender.
Skylar: Why would you use a blender?
Toby: I... Don't know.
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