Skylar Lake Q and A

Section 17

Me: Welcome back dear readers!

Skylar: We were so close...

Me: No, there will always be questions. Sometimes, you just have to wait.

Jim: This sucks.

Me: Yeah, well, you're about to hate me because you're all in for a treat today!

Strickler: Do I want to know?

Me: Probably not.

Skylar: But she's gonna tell us anyway.

Me: So, first up is once again, a statement. They think Jim, and most of you, would be traumatized by their story.

Bular: I still do not understand.

Strickler: Let's move to the questions.

Me: OH hoho! You're gonna regret saying that.

Barbara: How can questions be bad?

Jim: Trust me. Just don't ask.

Me: First up is Jim.

Jim: But I-

Me: But nothing! Now, when was the last time you lied?

Jim: Uh... Last time I lied....

Claire: Why do you have to think about it?

Skylar: It's either because he lies too much or doesn't lie enough.

Claire: Lie enough?

Skylar: When it comes to lying, I hate lies. I'd rather be told the truth. However, in some cases, such as say you're saving a life and you need to lie, then you lie. Lie like the wind.

Arya: Not that the wind can lie.

Draal: Would you lie to me?

Skylar: No. Absolutely not.

Jim: Would you lie to me?

Skylar: Absolutely.

Me: Jim, the question?

Jim: Uh... I'd have to say that the last time I lied would have to be when... Oh.

Claire: Did you lie to me? I swear, if you lied to me, Jim.

Jim: It wasn't you. And as scary as you can be, there is someone far scarier.

Claire: Who would... Oh. Oh!.. Oh.

Jim: Yeah...

Skylar: What is it?

Strickler: You lied to Skylar, didn't you?

Jim: ...Slightly.

Skylar: Jim. If you don't tell me, I will end your entire career.

Jim: Okay... So, you remember when I said I watched Strickler open the window that Scribbles snuck out of and I didn't close it because I was cooking?

Skylar: ...Yes.

Strickler: You didn't.

Draal: He has chosen death.

Jim: Well, I wasn't exactly cooking. It was just really hot inside. I did try to stop Scribbles from going outside, but... He kinda Scratched me.

Skylar: And you didn't tell me.

Jim: I was hoping he'd come back before you'd notice.

Me: Bular... Hand me the bowl of popcorn.

Bular: Strange fleshbag.

Me: Weird Troll.

Everyone:

Barbara: Let's move on to the next question.

Me: Alrighty then. Claire.

Claire: Oh dear.

Me: What's the worst intimate experience you've ever had? On a date, a cuddle, or anything else intimate.

Claire: I'd have to say when I was on a date with Jim and got taken over by Morgana. Nothing will beat that.

Jim: Understandably so.

Claire: Though there have been things that come close.

Jim: ...Oh.

Strickler: There there.

Skylar: Hehehe. I think Draal and I had a hand in that a couple times.

Claire: You sound so proud of that.

Skylar: Claire, you should know, that as your future sister in law, I have every right to tease you guys.

Bular: Are there any questions for me?

Me: After Skylar's question.

Skylar: I have a question?

Me: When do you not?

Skylar: Touche.

Me: AHEM. Skylar- *Mumbles before laughing*

Skylar: What? What is it?

Me: Where is the weirdest place you had seggz with Draal?

Skylar: ...What kind of question is that?

Me: one you have to answer.

Draal: May I leave?

Skylar: No, if I have to suffer, so do you.

Jim: Can I leave?

Strickler: Can the rest of us leave?

Barbara: ...I think I understand now.

Me: Let me give you a true and official welcome to the dome of doom.

Barbara: The name sounds so fitting now.

Skylar: Alright, ripping off the bandaid. I'd have to say the weirdest place would have to be...

Draal: Your room.

Skylar: Not the weirdest.

Draal: For me, yes.

Skylar: The question isn't directed at you.

Draal: Saving time.

Jim: Knowing the readers... Yeah.

Skylar: Uh... I can't really think of one. In my opinion they're pretty normal. It's not like we do it in public or anything... Oh, no wait. It'd have to be when we were in that abandoned barn, during our travels.

Draal: Ah, the shelter when the sun came out.

Skylar: Yeah, and you remember when a storm suddenly rolled in as we were in the middle of it and the roof caved in?

Draal: Hard to forget.

Me: I think they completely forgot we were here.

Bular: Entirely too much information.

Barbara: I'm sorry, a roof caved in on you two?

Skylar: Draal took the brunt of it.

Strickler: There there, Jim.

Jim: Can we move on... Please?

Claire: Jim, it's completely natural.

Jim: I don't want to know what my sister does with Draal behind closed doors.

Barbara: A roof caved in on you.

Skylar: It was kind of funny, actually.

Bular: What is my question?

Me: Oh, uh... Ahem. "What is a secret you've never told anybody? Since you are just a just a traumatized boi and probably need a load of therapy if you were human, also, I thoroughly enjoyed you being human *Evil laugh*. But I have a feeling you have loads being since you hated everyone around you -and still probably do- but, answer".

Skylar: Did you just do an evil laugh for them?

Me: Totally. Out loud and everything.

Skylar: You could have just... Read it.

Strickler: Concerning.

Me: Reading it wouldn't have gave it all the life necessary.

Bular: I only have to tell one secret?

Me: Yeah. Just one.

Bular: ...I am actually glad to be here.

Skylar: Awe, pure one.

Draal: ...No.

Me: Funny. What's the real secret?

Bular: How'd you know I was lying?

Me: You'd just confirmed it.

Bular: I dislike you.

Me: Noted. Secret please.

Bular: ...There was once an impure I liked briefly.

Strickler: You. Liked an impure? You?

Bular: Briefly.

Skylar: What happened.

Bular: She was weak and was felled.