Chris rates Zjohnson231's Ships

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Chris: So what do I need to do?

Me: Look Chris, it's simple. You have a Paper of one of Zjohnson231's Ships and you have a stamp. All you nneed to do is rate the Ships.

Chris: Oh okay! Should be simple enough!

Me: Okay. Good luck. *I leave the room*

Chris: Okay! Let's get to work!

First Ship: Shantae x Sonic

Chris: Excellent ship! Approved!

WOW! INCREDIBLE!

This ship was so good, Chris deemed it excellent! ♾/10!

Second Ship: Mighty x Sky

Chris: Ship! Approved!

Congratulations! Your ship has been approved! 10/10!

Third Ship: Eggman x Risky Boots

Chris: Ship! No. *Signs the Ship and stamps it* It is now illegal to use your Ship.

Congratulations. Your Ship is illegal. Don't ever try to use it again. 3/10

Fourth Ship: Goku x Shantae

Chris: Ship! *Grabs the stamp and furiously stamps the paper* NO SHIP, NO SHIP, NO SHIP, NO SHIP, NO SHIP! NOOO SHIIIIIP!!!!!

Congratulations. Your ship was so f##king bad, Chris made it illegal multiple times. Everyone know Goku is married! HOW DID YOU F##K UP THIS BADLY!? Good thing is that it never came out. But still. -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10

Fifth Ship: Lucario Zuri x Shantae

Chris: Ship!

Chris: ......

Chris: I don't know!

Congratulations? Your Ship wasn't approved, but neither it was denied, I guess he can't decide right now. 5/10

Sixth Ship: Zuri x Shantae

Chris: Excellent ship! Approved!

WOW! INCREDIBLE! Your Ship was so good, Chris deemed it excellent!! ♾/10!!!

Seventh Ship: Rottytops x Yamcha

Chris: Ship!

Shantae: CHRIS! YOU'VE GONE MAD WITH POWER!!

Chris: Really? Well, would someone mad with power approve a Law giving ultimate authority over SHIPS!?

Rottytops: That's the DEFINITION OF MAD WITH POWER!!!!

Chris: No.

UUI Chris: *Stamps the Paper one billion times* NO SHIPS!!!!!

Oh Crap. All Ships are banned from the Internet... -♾/10....

Chris: (I like the ship! This is just Rokan's Suggestion! 10/10!)

Eighth Ship: Plink x Tails

Chris: Approved!

Congratulations!! Your ship was accepted without hesitation!!! 20/10!

Ninth Ship: Frieza x Risky Boots

Chris: Ship! *Stamps the paper two times* Approved!

Congrats! Ship approved but awesome. 19/10

Final Ship: GT Zurgeta x Vera

Chris: No time to read the Ship. Approved! Next!

Congratulations? Your Ship probably wasn't all that good but it was approved! 7/10!

Me: Okay Chris. That's all for you. You may leave. But I'll need you next Shot to rate more ships.

Chris: Okay! See ya! *Uses Instant Transmission*

Me: Okay then! I hope you all enjoyed the short! Peace!

End of Part 1.

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