Uhhmmmm soooo idea from my wonderful reader! @em0a33 ♥︎♥︎
Crackchap btw
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Ships implied :
Ruikasa
Emunene
Akitoya
! Warning; swearing, murder(?), blood & slight lemon/smut btw ! I have no notes today 🙃
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Rui's view :
"Heyyy kasaaa-kun :3" I shouted. He responds; "What do you want now..?" Fufu, he's so cute when he's terrified or scared! "Can you pick the veggies out of my sandwich? I'm too scared to touch those thingies!" I make a ':<' Face to make him feel bad for mwee! "ahh.. fine!!" He takes my sandwich and gets the veggies out one by one, then throwing them away to the nearest trash. 3 minutes later, he finished and gave it to me. I ofc munched it up in one bite!! Fufu.
Short tusaska view :
Whyamidoingthistomyselfineedhelprightnowbtwwhydohehatesveggiesanw?
Back to riu's view :
Fufufufufu, tsu tsu looks so hungey!!
Then I shal feed hims me pp :3 "rui?why the fukc have you been staring at the veggies in yur hand?" Veggies?- I look down and... "AAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!1!!11!!!!#1" I screamed in horror!! I was touching veggies!! Uahhhhhh....
Anw.. back to plan A. Give pp.
"Wanna eat my pp?" "What." "I said, wanna ea-" "why are you asking that question. Ofc no. Btw, I'm eating rn...you made me lose my appetite...." "so can you can suck myy pp?" "No you stupid weirdo." "Ouh...you wou-" "STFU!1!!-"
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*Lunch over*
"Oh. Byr bye my litwel sluwt :3" "what the fuck...?!?!?"
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I walk down to math class, ew Mathclqss >:( I went to the clas ans Sar down. I started to sing iffuudu kamishiro rui solo cover 😎 the teacher looked at me like '🤬🤨' and then, "kami.shiro.rui.stop fucking singing that horny song." "Miss...ah ah ah ahhh-" "THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE!" "ok lol" I stood up and looked at a student phone, they r playing yandere game. Oooh I should make my tsu tsu play it!
I don't care abt the principle office so ima skip~~!! Anw, I went to tsu-tsu Baby and shouted; "hey 'kasa-kun! Wanna play a game?" He didn't hear me? I barged into his class and see everyone suprised! Fufu. "TAKE ANYTHING Y-YOU WANT! JUST PLEASE DONT HURT U-" bruh she though I'm gonna rob her? "miss, this is my bo- friend." "Wait...KAMISHIRO RUI, IS THAT YOU!?" She shouted and stood up, since she fell down lol. "Principals office.now." she said. "Idc I just got sent there anw." I left and wait until tsu tsu class was over and thankfully, 5 more mins it will end!
Fuufufufuf
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Tsukasa's view :
I was walking out of my class and saw people stare at me like I fucked with someone in the bathroom. .... dont ask me why I'd say that ... "oya, oya~ nice ass, tsukasa-kun." He says Making MORE PEOPLE. Stare at us bcs he said it very loudly. "Rui.were on public." "Idc, now come with me." He drags me to the rooftop and sat me down on his lap. "Wtfletmego!" "Nwoooo tsukwasa-kwuunn..." he makes an adorable face, and of course I said; "ugh fine, what do you want this time?" "Play a game." "What game?" "Twhis!" "Oh my God please stop talking like an uwu boy." "No." He grabs his phone and Shoves it near my eyes. Almost made me blind bitch. "yandere...simulator?" "Fufu." "So I just play this?" He nods. So I just focus on the phone rn.
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Time.skip.
Short rui view :
Omg tsukasa-kun gonna be a yandere for me! I hope he kills akito and amiziko bcs they annoys me! (Yes, amiziko's still alive 😈) (soonly will die)
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Tsutsu view :
--Game--
I killed a guy that steal my guy. Yeyeyeyeyye! Gave me Idea to do it irl 😈 ehheheeeh...
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"Tsu-tsu? You alright?" "O-oh yeah! Mhm! I'm so okay!!" A few min later I got bored and gave rui the phone back. "Im done." I stood up and ran away.
I get my death note and-
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˚ੈ✩⋆°˚୨ words : 717 words ୧⋆°˚ ੈ✩‧°
Ok anyways.. since yall have been getting non-stop angst, I will make fluff for u all!! (Maybe) bye bye! See you next time ♡
Extra; who wants smut say 'pls🍋' 😈
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