Eren: *wears a big hot dog costume* "Titan dog's!! Get you titan dog's!!"
Levi: *sees Eren* "Hmm titan dog's huh?"
Levi: *enters shop*
Mikasa: "Hello welcome to titan dog's what will you like?"
Levi: "I would like that kid over there with the titan costume"
Mikasa: *looks at Levi with a death glare* "He's not for sale*
Levi: "Here" *hands over money* "Take it!"
Mikasa: "I'll tell you one more time, HE'S NOT FOR SALE!!"
Levi: "Just tale my goddam money and give me the kid!!!"
Mikasa: "I won't take your money you shorty!!"
Levi: "FINE THEN!!!" *walks out to shop*
Mikasa: "Hey!!!"
Levi: "Tch I just have to take him then"
Eren: "Get your tita-" *gets grab by Levi*
Levi: *puts Eren in his shoulder like a potato sack*
Eren: "Hey!!! What the hell are you doing?!?!?"
Levi: "I'm taking you home with me"
Mikasa: "Hey you can't steal him!!!!!!"
Levi: "Well you were the one who didn't wanted to take my money" *smirks*
Eren: "Let me go!!!!"
Levi: "No"
Omg Levi you Eren dog stealer XD This was short but oh well. I was bored so I did this. In the end I imagine Levi doing that meme face that says no *laughs* No, nobody? Nobody imagine that too? Well alright then *cries in emo corner* Just kitten *neko ears suddenly appear* Omg now I'm a neko!!!!!!! Now the joke makes more sense, since it's kitten around!! Get it? No? Alright T~T
Sorry guy's I'm just bored!!! But anyways I hope you like it and see you next time, bye bye my precious babies!!
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FanfictionJust a bunch of crazy short stories about attack on titan. Yes it does includes ereri and some other ships. There is drama, love, jealousy, romance and lots more. If you have any requests message me and I'll be glad to make them. Thank you
