All about that bass

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Eren: "Because I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass, no treble.

I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all about that bass, bout basssss"

Eren: "Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two. But I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do. Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys and girls chase, and all the right junk in all the right places"

Levi: "I see the magazines working that photoshop. We know that shit ain't real, come on now make it stop. If you got beauty beauty just raise em up. Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top" *looks at Eren*

Levi: "Yeah my momma she told me don't worry about your size. She says boy's like a little more booty to hold at night. You know I won't be no stick figure, silicone barbie doll. So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along"

Eren: "Because you know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass"

Eren: "I'm bringing booty back, go ahead and tell them bitches that. Hey no, I'm just playing. But I'm here to tell you, every inch of you it's perfect from the bottom to the top" *starts dancing*

Levi: "Yeah my momma she told me don't worry about your size. She says boy's like a little more booty to hold at night. You know I won't be no stick figure, silicone barbie doll. So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along" *starts dancing too*

Eren: "Because you know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass"

Levi: "Because you know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass "

Eren and Levi: *dance in a very sexy way* (everything they do is sexy) "Because I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass, no treble. I'm all bout that bass, bout that bass!!" *song finishes*

Me: *passes out because of the sexyness*

OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XD THAT WAS SO FUNNY, I WAS SO BORED AND I WAS HEARING THIS SONG, SO I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS X3 I DON'T KNOW WHY I PUT THE ENDING LIKE THAT, I GUESS IT'S BECAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY PASS OUT IF I SEE EREN AND LEVI DANCING ♡W♡ BUT DON'T JUDGE MEH BECAUSE OF THE ENDING. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SPEAKING IN CAPS!??!?! Ok I stopped .-. So hope you all like it....

-Living-

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