Survival mission

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Erwin: "Ok Scouts! Welcome to the Scouting Legion! I'm Erwin Smith commander of the Scouting Legion"

Eren: "Omg omg omg!! I can't believe we're members of the Scouts"

Mikasa: "Eren listen!"

Erwin: "All of you have ofered your hearts to humanity. You have acknowledged first that the chance of survival is very low, but you still decided to join! I'm proud of you all, that's why I give you my trust"

Eren: "Omg I love his speech!!" *squeels*

Armin: "Yeah he has some good way of speaking"

Mikasa: "Guy's shut up and listen!"

Eren: "Geez, fine!!"

Erwin: "As Scouts you'll have your first mission. I'm going to see your skills on surviving"

Eren: "Oh my Freckled Jesus!! Are first missions as Scouts!!"

Armin: "Wow they're giving us a mission already?"

Jean: "How hard can it be"

Mikasa: "This smells fishy"

Eren: "There's no fish around Mikasa" *laughs*

Mikasa: *gives Eren a death glare*

Erwin: "Your mission will be..... hide corporal Levi's cleaning supplies" *evil grin*

Mikasa: "Is this some kind of joke"

Eren: "Captain Levi? Omg!! Humanity's strongest soldier?! Ahhh I can't wait for this mission"

Erwin: "You have to hide his cleaning supplies and not get cought. If you're cought well..... try to and save yourselfs"

Eren: "I don't understand why do we have to hide his cleaning supplies and specially how is this a survival mission?"

Armin: "I heard corporal Levi is a clean freak"

Jean: "Ha how hard can this mission be?"

-on the mission-

Jean: "SAVE YOURSELF IF YOU CAN!!" *gets drag by the feet and thrown into a closet*

Levi: "WHO HIDE MY CLEANING SUPPLIES!??!?!?!?!" *goes on a rampage*

Armin: *whispers* "Eren, Mikasa please run away and leave me here"

Eren: *tear's up* "No Armin... I can't leave you"

Armin: "Eren sooner or later Levi is going to find the three of us are heading behind this wall"

Mikasa: "This is a survival mission, I'll fight and save the three of us"

Eren: "Mikasa no!! Haven't you seen corporal Levi?! He's on rampage mode!! The chances of surviving this are very low!!!"

Armin: "Yes! Mikasa listen to Eren, you two have to run and leave"

Mikasa: "We ain't leaving you behind Armin"

Levi: *gets swords out* "Come out, come out wherever you are" *laughs maniacally*

Erwin: *watches from the top of the arena* "This is so fun to watch"

Hanji: "Sometimes I think Levi can be more scarier and dangerous than a actual titan"

Erwin: "If you hide his cleaning supplies, yes"

Hanji: "I don't know if these kids will survive this Erwin"

Erwin: "Ehh forget about that, it doesn't matters. Just enjoy the show"

Armin: *looks at Levi* "Oh my god guy's, he's close!"

Mikasa: "I'll fight! There's not other choice"

Eren: "Yes there is! I'll sacrifice myself!!"

Armin and Mikasa: "Eren no!!!!!!"

Eren: "Hey chibi over here!!!!!" *waves his hands in the air*

Levi: "Gotcha!!!" *says in creepy voice*

Mikasa: "Eren!!!!!!!"

Armin: "I can't watch!" *covers eye's*

Eren: "I'll show you were your cleaning supplies are, if you let us live"

Levi: "Hmm all I want is my cleaning supplies"

Eren: "Come with me and I'll show you" *starts walking*

Levi: *follows Eren*

Eren: *reaches the top of the cabinet* *gets cleaning supplies*

Levi: "You put them in the top so I couldn't reach it!!!"

Eren: "We all agree on putting them there, I'm sorry" *hands cleaning supplies to Levi*

Levi: "Thanks, I guess"

Erwin: "What's happening?!?!?!"

Hanji: "I knew this would happen sooner or later"

Levi: "Hey brat, wanna grab a cup of tea or something?"

Eren: "I'll love to corporal!!"

Levi: "Ok, let's go then" *walks away with Eren following him*

Mikasa: "What just happened?!?"

Armin: "Awww, I love happy endings"

Jean: "Can someone get me out of this dark closet?!"

Erwin: "But my show!!!!!!!!"

Hanji: *laughs her ass off*

Omg I can't stop laughing XD I made this oneshot and I was laughing the whole time, I'm serious. So I'm sorry I haven't made any oneshots in a long time but I got a few in mind so I won't stay so long without updating ;) Well I hope you guys like it!! Love ya all~

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