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21. You just realized you were scared of people on the Internet finding you in real life, now you're scared of people in real life finding you on the Internet.

22. When you clap, you are high fiving yourself.

23. Taylor Swift doesn't know how Romeo and Juliet ended.

24. In Toy Story 3, we see a guy who is the person to pick up the trash. He looks like Sid from the first Toy Story.

25. The band is called Maroon 5 but it has six members.

26. Moths are just butterflies without the beauty.

27. Men just spend their life mostly staring at women.

28. It can never be opposite day, because if it is...it isn't.

29. The word bed looks like a bed.

30. In Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob mentions that he has 374 Employee of the Month awards, and if you divide this by 12, he has been working at the Krusty Krab for 31 years, so if he started this job at age 16, he is 47 years old.

31. It's impossible to say the letter M without your lips touching.

32. You can eat perfectly fine, until you put on a white t-shirt.

33. Teachers say never to use Wikipedia because they are jealous it didn't exist when they were in school.

34. The world would be saving so much power if nobody was afraid of the dark.

35. Everyone at one point was the youngest person alive.

36. A world without bears would be unbearable.

37. Things are a LOT funnier when you are trying not to laugh.

38. We buy trash bags, just so that we can throw them away.

39. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

40. Mumbling is a lot like talking in cursive.

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